"Boys will be boys", we all know that, we all deal with it. But why do we just go with it and accept that they will do stupid stuff when we have pizza? Although they can't shower you with compliments all day long or pay for the date, pizzas have pretty much all other fronts covered.
1. Pizza is always available!
Unlike real boys, you can get a pizza at your door in about 20 minutes if you call at the right time.
2. They are dependable
You're never going to call a pizza place and get denied.
3. They never think you are wrong
Considering they can't talk, they are the perfect companion!
4. They always answer the phone
This may be more like the pizza delivery guy, but at least you can talk to someone immediately.
5. They let you control the aux cord the whole ride home!
Blast that Kesha, Britney, or even Taylor Swift! Go freakin' crazy because no one is complaining.
6. You can take them to functions and your sisters will be happier than if you brought a boy
Hmmm, would they rather have a slice of your pizza or try and make small talk with your date?
7. If it isn't going well with your pizza, you know how to get rid of it.
Simply eat it as fast as you can (duh)
8. You pick the movie every. single. time.
This doesn't sound that important until you think about never sitting through another boy movie for the rest of your life. You're welcome.
9. Pizza is flexible, whether you want to go out to eat or sit around in sweats, you decide
If you are in the mood to get dressed up, then go find a fancy pizza place and do it! Just know that Domino's is always down to get a Redbox and relax with you on the couch.
10. They are always ready to listen to you vent
Had a tough week? Was a boy mean to you? Tell your pizza all about it with no interruptions, and then eat away your sorrows!
So ladies, go out there and find yourself the perfect pizza!





















