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10 Reasons Dwight Schrute Would Have Been a Great Father

Growing up in the beet fields of Schrute Farms might not be too bad.

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10 Reasons Dwight Schrute Would Have Been a Great Father

If you're like me, you are a very regular and renowned fan of the hit TV show, “The Office.” I believe I speak for fans everywhere when I say Dwight Schrute is by far the greatest character, considering his charm, wit, and impeccable sense of street smarts. Here are some reasons why growing up with Dwight as your father would affect your life for the better – and the more adventurous.

1. He would teach you how to act smart in the dangerous world out there.

2. He would be glad to help you out with your schoolwork – especially math.

3. Unlike other dads, he is familiar with the current pop artists of our generation.

4. He loves animals and would gladly provide for an animal-friendly household.


5. He would take care of all your medical needs.


6. He would show undying support for the new styles you try out.


7. He would enforce the importance of leadership while allowing you to strive for greatness.


8. He would never fail to protect you from threatening criminals.

9. He keeps his wardrobe up-to-date with the trendiest styles.


10. Lastly, you'd never have to worry about being too harsh during arguments.


From enforcing safety and providing you with life's most important necessities, Dwight Schrute would indeed excel at fatherhood. Living on Schrute Farms would guarantee to provide a home full of learning, security, and, of course - delicious beets.

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