Ja Rule is out of jail and this means one thing and one thing only. We need him at Bryant, just like we needed him last spring weekend and here's why:

1. Booking him might be tough because he's not always there when you call

But he is always on time. He is prompt and won't keep the crowd waiting.

2. There's a chance Ashanti could show up

And if so we would be witnessing the greatest reunion of the century.

3. He's a classic

He's OG. He's hip and he's loved by all. Everyone knows him and everyone is mesmerized by his "thuggin and loving" , whether they are willing to admit it or not.

4. He gives advice

Going through a breakup? Don't worry "love is about pain" and if God put us to it, Ja Rule will get us through it.

5. He's a chick magnet

Guys take note. Toss the girl you're interested in a Ja Rule quote when you see her at K block this weekend and watch the magic happen.

6. He's fly

He might be approaching 40 but he has the same swagger he did back in '00.

7. He's intelligent

What better way to motivate students than showing a dark past has no impact on your future. You can still produce great literature if you put your mind to it.

8. He makes us smile

And has a smile of his own that could be seen from the 3rd floor of Hall 10.

9. He interacts with his audience.

And gets the crowd going. Have you ever seen someone not get into a Ja Rule song? Same.

10. And if Put It On Me doesn't make you want to get up and dance on a piece of furniture nothing