Having a Type A personality means being competitive, impatient, and easily irritated. That’s why driving puts Type A people (like me) hyper-alert and makes us unleash our inner crazy. So, whether you’re a Type A driver or a Type B passenger subjected to (and terrified by) a Type A driver, here are just some of things you might say or hear.

1. “Come on, Grandma.”

Just one of the names we give slow drivers. And the nicest one.

2. “Why are they going the speed limit?!”

They're basically the lowest you should go.

3. “I’m seriously about to honk.”

9 times out of 10 we won’t.

4. “Green means go.”

Said half a second after it turns green.

5. “They must have absolutely nowhere to be.”

As we drive around just to pass time.

6. “Nice blinker.”

With extra sarcasm.

7. “Are you waiting until you see China?”

When the car ahead of us is stopped at a stop sign for too long. (Quoted from my mom).

8. “These kids don’t know how to drive.”

From someone only two years older than them.

9.“Wow, you must be so popular that you have to text while you drive.”

As we pretend to ignore dozens of texts I’m not getting. Seriously, though, don’t text and drive.

And the best of them all…

10. “Wow, in a hurry, much?”

To the one person that passes us.