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10 Of Shannon Beador's Best One-Liners

The "realest" of the Real Housewives

Abigail Ranger
Aug 08, 2016
Skidmore College
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10 Of Shannon Beador's Best One-Liners
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By now, pretty much everyone has heard of the string of reality shows called, The Real Housewives. Whether it be "of New Jersey, New York, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Dallas or Orange County", viewers can pretty much expect every show to be filled with the drama and glamor that comes with reality TV. My dad flinches when I turn it on, and promptly runs from the room. On the other hand, my friends and I have been known to schedule our days around being able to come together and watch the latest drama unfold. It's certainly a guilty pleasure. While my favorite houswives series is a toss-up between The Real Housewives of New Jersey and The Real Housewives of Orange County, there is no question when it comes to my favorite housewife.

Shannon Beador from Orange County is most certainly the "realest" of them all. That woman speaks her mind, and tells it like it is. Yes, she's a privileged lady, but she isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. Plus, her sense of humor is spot on. So, in honor of the amazing Shannon Beador, here are 10 one-liners that still have me laughing.

"Kelly's Native American name would be 'Dances With Bull Sh*t'." It would seem I also know some people who belong to that lineage.

"Karma is a bitch. So I don't have to be one." My college friends and I attribute everything to karma, and it hasn't let us down yet!

"You gotta be a little zany. It adds a little zip to life!" I'd say.

"I'm looking forward to sleeping." IF THERE IS ONE SENTENCE THAT SUMS UP MY LIFE IT'S THIS ONE!

"You need to stop spreading life altering rumors about me." *Said every poor soul who's ever taken on a vulture-ous group of mean girls.*

"Yay. I got an invitation this time." In other words, I would rather not be invited to another gathering of weird people trying to out-do each other. Yes Shan! That's the way to live!!!

"I just had my amino acids and I'm charged with energy!" I appreciate your inner health freak.

"Working out? Friggin' nightmare!" Yes this thought has also crossed my mind on many a sunny afternoon spent struggling in the gym.

"You don't get two bottles of wine. That's seven glasses!" Living in an apartment with five girls last semester, I can attest to the fact that 2 bottles is never enough for a bunch of girls.

"I'm queen of fun!" Me too Shannon, me too.

Struggle on, Shannon Beador. See you Monday's at 9!

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