HGTV, aka "The Home and Garden Television Network", aka my obsession. To be completely honest, I'm not really a hands on/DIY person. I have no experience swinging hammers, buying a home, or being on construction sites in general, but for whatever reason, I can't get enough of watching other people do it. Like, seriously, can't get enough. Here are 10 things that inevitably happen when you find yourself obsessed with all things HGTV.

1. You know exactly what you want in a home.

Just consider all the hours binge watching "House Hunters" as research, because you are so ready for the real world. You have a long wish-list of needs: A cute craftsman style home nestled in a quiet neighborhood in the middle of a big city, 2 stories, a 3-car garage, a spacious master bedroom with a 500 sq. ft. walk in closet, wood floors hand cut and mastered by hipster lumberjacks, crown molding made of solid gold, a large kitchen island with diamond countertops, and a backyard that stretches as far as the eye can see. You know, the essentials. Also, your budget is $20, which is totally doable.

2. You consider yourself an honorary interior designer.

You've watched your fair share of "Fixer Upper" and "Flip or Flop," so you're basically an expert. You're pretty confident in your ability to decorate any space because you've seen it done a thousand times. Now all you need is other people's money to execute your brilliant plans. No problem.

3. Chip and Joanna Gaines are goals.

Seriously though, they're so cute. Always joking around and making each other laugh. They make such a good team and they love each other so much - it's just so perfect. #goals

4. You've considered moving to Texas.

Tarek and Christina pay $300,000 for an old, tiny, outdated home and then sell their flip for $500,000 in LA. Meanwhile in Waco, TX., Chip and Joanna find people $100,000 homes to renovate. WHAT. Admit it, you've considered moving to Texas for the housing market at least once.

5. You've also contemplated moving to some obscure Caribbean island.

They bought that home for how much?! "Beachfront Bargain Hunt" has caused you to do some serious soul searching as to how much you need to live on a beach, eat tropical fruit, and ditch the fast paced life of the mainland. Anyone want to go halfsies with me?

6. You're convinced anyone buying a Tiny House is crazy.

Ok HGTV, I get it: Tiny houses are cute and creative, but also ridiculous. I watch this show when nothing else is on. My favorite part is when the buyers walk in a tiny home and comment on how small it is...like, yes, that's why you're here.

7. You've acquired a new vocabulary.

Watching remodeling shows has given you an appreciation for the little details and you know exactly what those details are called. Subway tiles, travertine flooring, open concept layouts, sight lines, double vanities, en suites, and curb appeal. Using this jargon makes you sound both informed and a bit pretentious.

8. You've become familiar with what houses cost all over the United States.

You're well aware that houses in Michigan or Wisconsin are way cheaper than living in LA or Chicago. Your HGTV obsession has made you an expert at guessing the prices of houses before they're stated, which adds a fun twist to watching.

9. You can't stand these people.

Easily the worst show on HGTV. They're always so snarky and catty to each other, plus, they try to turn couples against each other. So scripted, so rude, so hard to watch. Step ya game up, HGTV.

10. No other channel compares.

You don't fully understand your obsession with HGTV, but that's ok, because it's just the best channel ever.