“Kingdom Hearts” is a video game series loved by many. Its existence started out on the PS2 in 2002 and has been going ever since. Every so often, a new game is spawned from the franchise. After the first one came “Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories” and then “Kingdom Hearts 2.” Obviously the third game came out next, right? WRONG. So very wrong.
Of the 14 “Kingdom Hearts” games that are out right now, none of them are “Kingdom Hearts 3.” Dates for the series are continuously pushed back for a variety of reasons, spanning from bugs in the game to more worlds being created for the game than originally intended. For those who are unaware, the franchise is partnered with Disney, so players can go to different worlds created through the entertainment powerhouse that Disney has always been. Rising popularity of a movie/series means another world to throw into the mix.
With all of this in mind, I thought it’d be fun to look at things that were more likely to happen than the release of “Kingdom Hearts 3.”
1. M. Night Shyamalan Making An Accurate “Avatar.”
I haven’t seen the original movie and I know that it’s trash. But who knows? Anything could happen.
2. Harambe coming back to life.
Put your dicks away. Harambe's back.
3. Flying cars.
Who knows? Maybe people will be good enough drivers to fly through the sky with the OG flying cars, planes.
4. The sequel being better than the prequel.
“The Star Wars” prequels are just as good as the originals. Right?
5. Me successfully finding a job that I enjoy after college.
L.O.L.
6. A definitive answer to what happened at the end of “Inception.”
But is he really dreaming, though?
7. The sun crashing into the Earth. Tomorrow.
A likely scenario, I’m sure.
8. "No Man's Sky" named 'Best Game of All Time.'
What a groundbreaking game. Literally. I broke the ground in that game.
9. Walmart being organized and not at all terrible.
When’s the last time you actually found what you were looking for there?
10. “Kingdom Hearts 4”'s release.
Who needs the third game when we can skip right to the fourth?!
So, in short, “Kingdom Hearts 3” will never happen. Ever. Sorry.
