1. Swimming is a nightmare.
Even if you love swimming you prefer to do so on land, especially when you just spent an hour penciling in your eyebrows.
2. You wake up earlier than most people.
Forget showering, drawing on your eyebrows takes up a majority of your time in the morning.
3. You will be asked why you look so surprised when your eyebrows are not drawn on.
Funny, we haven't heard that one before.
4. Workout sweat takes your eyebrows right off.
They say you shouldn’t look good after a workout if you worked hard enough. This is especially true if your eyebrows sweat off in the process.
5. You consider yourself a type of artist.
Drawing two perfectly sculpted eyebrows takes talent, and you know there is no better feeling than drawing the perfect arch.
6. Movie dates can be the worst.
Couples can go to movies and lay their head on their date’s shoulder, but when you draw on your eyebrows expect that your eyebrows will wipe right off and right onto your date’s face.
7. Putting on clothes takes skill and some maneuvering.
Don't want your eyebrows rubbing off on any of your clothes.
8. The shapes are endless.
When you draw on your eyebrows, you can have any emotion and become any person you’ve ever wanted to become.
9. You take extra caution not to run into anything.
You know your eyebrows are delicate and could/will come off on anything.
