1. The one who always wants gossip from you.

Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m the switchboard for gossip at school (even though I am).

2. The ones who always ask you for fashion advice.

Just because I know a lot about fashion doesn’t mean you should assume that I do.

3. The girl who always feels comfortable changing in front of me.

4. The one who wants me as an accessory.

I’m not a Hermes enamel bangle, you can’t just put me on when it makes you feel pretty.

5. The girls who assume that I have stellar gaydar, because I am gay.

Just because I am gay does not mean that I can tell who else is gay, especially hipsters and Europeans. They're like a magnet to my compass.

6. The girls who pretend to like you because their friends do.

I’m not stupid, I can spot your insincerity as easily as I can spot a fake Louis Vuitton tote.

7. The one who tries (and fails) to outsmart/ manipulate you.

Sorry Vanessa Abrams, when you play with this fire, you are going to get burned.

8. The social climbers.

I can tell you are not hanging out with me solely because you like me. Unless I can use you too, don’t expect any help climbing the ladder I built.

9. The stupid (unintentionally) ignorant girl who does not mean to be completely offensive (all the time).

Honey, it’s week six of our Queer Studies class, you should know that saying “homos” is not appropriate.

10. The genuine best friends.

When you find someone who does not refer to you as a gbf, or gbff. Having someone around you that loves you for no other reason than you being you is a magical thing! Enjoy it!