1. “It’s Whatever”

Translation: I’m not actually over it, but I’ll pretend to be chill and passively say that I am.

2. “Lawl”

Translation: Heh (what you said isn’t that funny, but I’ll throw a chuckle your way).

3. “#same”

Translation: No one has been or is like that at all; you are very different than everyone else.

4. “Muchies”

Translation: Friends in common. (Pronounced mew-cheese.)

5. “Obvi”

Translation: Duh; of course; don’t even think otherwise; obviously.

6. “#blessed”

Translation: I’m privileged/lucky and I want people to know (can be used sarcastically); a feeling that Drake gets when he is way up.

7. “I don’t know why I’m just seeing this now”

Translation: I saw this text of yours earlier and didn’t feel like/didn’t want to/was too lazy to/would take too much energy to/didn’t want people to see that I wanted to respond, but now I feel sort of bad that I didn’t write back, so now I am responding.

8. “Damn, Africa”

Translation: A commonly used comment on “hot Facebook pics” that should’ve died with MySpace and skorts in 2006.

9. “I can’t even”

Translation: Nothing. This doesn’t mean anything. This is also anti-feminist — what can’t women do? Am I right, ladies?

10. “Yaaaas”

Translation: Yes.