Everyone knows that the best part of a night out is the deliciously regretful meal you get to have after. Whether it's fried, chocolatey, cheesy or all of the above, there's nothing quite like indulging in your all-time favorite guilty pleasure right before falling into your bed.
1. Grilled Cheese
Not only is grilled cheese one of the only meals that you can't screw up in your drunken stupor, but it is infinitely delicious no matter how many times you eat it. Add tomato, add bacon, add hot sauce. Channel your inner Guy Fieri and go crazy with this simple yet satisfying sandwich.
2. Mozzarella Sticks
Take 'em out of the freezer, pop 'em in the toaster oven, fall in love at first pull.
3. Nutella
I don't know about you, but I'm a firm believer that Nutella is good on anything. Pretzels, toast, Tostitos, your fingers — Nutella can make any mediocre snack a delectable meal, especially while you're drunk. It's the perfect combination of salty and sweet and the most excellent consistency that will make drunk you tear up a little.
4. Pizza
Pizza is the one constant relationship in my life. Happy or sad, pizza has always been and always will be there for me. That being said, this cheesy, greasy slice of deliciousness is the perfect food to spend some quality time with when you're under the influence. Who needs a guy to come home to in your bed when you have pizza?
5. Quesadilla
Open your fridge, take out every meat, cheese, vegetable and unidentified sauce you can find, throw them all into a tortilla and voila! You've got the perfect drunken feast!
6. Leftover Chinese Food
99.9 percent sodium, 0.1 percent dumpling. What could be better to stuff your face with after a long night of destroying your liver?
7. Cereal
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right? Why not get a head-start at the most important meal and eat it at 3 a.m. instead of 10 a.m.? If you're really, really drunk, you don't even need to use milk. You can just sit on the kitchen floor and use your hands straight out of the box.
8. Ice Cream
Drunkenly crying over that boy who broke your heart two months ago? Go ahead, stuff your face ears deep into a pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food. You're probably too intoxicated to feel the brain freeze.
9. Nachos
Since we're already embracing our Mexican culture with the quesadilla, why not keep it going with a nice plate of nachos too? (Even if the nachos are just a layer of Tostitos chips with shredded Mexican blend cheese sprinkled on top.)
Drunk eating is a special time between you and your favorite foods because you can shut off your guilty conscience for a little and just enjoy them. So go ahead, go home, shovel some mint chocolate chip ice cream into your mouth while alternating with a handful of mozzarella sticks. You probably won't remember to tell anyone anyway.
