Valentine's Day is just two days away and there are a lot of ways you can spend your day. Whether you are spending the day, alone, with friends or someone else, Valentine's Day is about letting those around you know you care about them. So no matter how you choose to spend your day, here are some jokes that are guaranteed to make you or your friends laugh this Valentine's Day.
I once fell in love with someone who only knew four vowels.
He didn't know I existed.
How can you tell a squirrel is in love?
It goes nuts.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you.
Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental creatures.
What do you write in a slug's Valentine's Day card?
Be my Valen-slime.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
I found the perfect match.
What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine's Day?
I wuv you watts and watts.
Why is Valentine's Day a good day for a party?
Because you can really party hearty.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yea, it's February 14th.