10 Clueless Quotes To Get You Back Into School Mode
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10 Clueless Quotes To Get You Back Into School Mode

Because nobody knows the struggles of school better than this cast

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10 Clueless Quotes To Get You Back Into School Mode
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It's just about that time again: time to go back to school. After a winter break that was, without a doubt, chock-full of snacks, Netflix, and sleep, the transition back to books, professors, and classrooms is not easy. Few can understand the #struggles more than the Clueless cast.

Sure, they lived in Beverley Hills, and from the looks of it, they had it all. But just like any student body, the Clueless guys and girls faced many of the same struggles all of us endure as we enter yet another semester.

Cher had to turn away an impressive number of disappointing gentleman callers before she found her Prince Charming. Tai's falls, concussions, and awkward moments during the film make her a guru for all the klutzy girls out there. And if the scene in which Cher is trying to get dressed in the morning isn't the most accurate representation of every high school and college girl, I don't know what is.

Take a trip down memory lane and bond with the cast to get right back into school mode. Here are 10 quotes from Clueless that will help you do just that.

1. "Ugh, as if!"

Translation: Why did I choose to take a 9:00 a.m. math class? Was I serious about taking a 9:00 a.m. math class? Yeah, well, this isn't happening. *hits snooze button*

2. "I don't get it! Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What's wrong with me?"

Translation: Three Cs in a row. I'm a failure. Time to go bury myself in a food coma.

3. "Whatever!"

Translation: Three exams? No essays? No extra credit? So, that's how it's going to be?

4. "Old people can be so sweet."

Translation: My professor just gave me an A on a paper I wrote in an hour!

5. "Oh my god, I am totally buggin'."

Translation: "It's 10:00 at night, I have three finals tomorrow, and I haven't even started studying."

6. "May I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty?"

Translation: I am fabulous. I want this A. I will get this A. I am this A.

7. Mel: "What the hell is that?"

Cher: "A dress!"

Mel: "Says who?"

Cher: "Calvin Klein!"

Translation: There's a reason Elle Woods went to Harvard.

8. "Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable looking outfit!"

Translation: Computer away, phone in purse. No messing around. Today, we mean business.

9. "Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

Translation: Yes, I did, in fact, remember that from American History freshman year.

10. "Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel."

Translation: I've been in this class for months, and I've learned nothing. Let's go get drinks.

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