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10 Christmas Gifts You WISH You Had Gotten

The best Christmas gifts anyone could ever get

Anjali Chauhan
Dec 26, 2016
Hollins University
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10 Christmas Gifts You WISH You Had Gotten
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10 Gifts you WISH you had gotten this Christmas!!

10. The Butt Station Tape Dispenser


This gift organizes your office supplies and adds laughs to your boring cubicle!


9. The Toilet Mug


If drinking coffee from the toilet brings a smile to your face, this mug is for you!


8. Canned Unicorn Meat


Have you ever wondered what the most magical animal tasted like? No need to wonder further! This Spam style Unicorn Meat is the answer.


7. Emergency Underpants


Are you worried that you won't have a extra pair of underwear when *disaster* strikes? Keep your emergency underpants by your side all the time!


6. Toilet Monster


Are you looking for a way to scare the...crap out of someone? The Toilet Monster is the answer! You lift the lid of the toilet seat and out comes the monster!


5. Flair Hair Visor


Are you tired of not being able to wear cool hats and having people run their fingers through your hair? Look no further, the Flair Hair Visor is for you!


4. The Emergency Clown Nose


You can bring joy to any situation with an emergency clown nose! Or you can terrify anyone with an emergency clown nose! Your choice!


3. Bathroom Golf


Every forget your phone when going into the bathroom? Ever get bored just sitting in the bathroom? Bathroom Golf is a great backup to have!


2. "Communicate effectively with Dad" breath spray


Have you tried talking to your dad and all he does is reply in dad jokes or makes sports references that you don't understand? Spray some of this breath spray before approaching your dad and you'll be able to communicate with your dad in no time!


1. An Avocado

The best gift anyone can receive is an Avocado! Avocados are great to use when making guacamole and the younger you are the better the gift of an avocado will be! It can be used as a ball or a placeholder or just something to squeeze when you're angry!


You'll be lucky the luckiest and the coolest kid on the block if you got any of these gifts!!


Happy Holidays to you and your kin and may all of your gift dreams come true!



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