He's the elf we all love, so go ahead and laugh at these short snippets. Especially since we can relate to some of them on a deeper level.
1. Because we all get excited seeing Santa Claus.
2. You're lying if you don't answer the phone like this sometimes.
3. If I could do this without throwing up afterward, I would.
4. Sounds like the perfect day to me.
5. I only smile if I have coffee. Sorry, Buddy.
6. When a classmate tells you we had an assignment due that day in class.
7. Whenever you go home to a home cooked meal.
8. He isn't far off.
9. When bae proves you wrong.
10. Whenever you attempt to work out.