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10 Buddy the Elf Quotes That Just Get You

Buddy may have bee a "human, raised by elves," but he seems to really get what life is like for the typical "human, raised by humans" college student.

Sarah Ainsley Turner

Dec 10, 2014

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10 Buddy the Elf Quotes That Just Get You

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1. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

Me too, Buddy, me too. College kids eat whatever is available ... and usually what's available is something made primarily with sugar.

2. "You sit on a throne of lies"

When your professor says the test is going to be "easy if you studied."

3. Emily: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Buddy: "Great! I got a full 40 minutes"

There's no such thing as sleep in college. But if Buddy can function on only 40 minutes, so can you.

4. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

So you ate your roommate's entire sleeve of Pringles and ordered pizza with their credit card when you came home drunk last weekend ... these things happen, and Buddy gets that.

5. "I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up. "

Every girl wants someone to feel like the about her. Finding that someone in college may seem impossible, but if Buddy the Elf can find love in NYC, you can find love on campus.

6. "I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."

Classes can really bring you down, but remember "you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins ... you're just ... special."

7. "You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to meet you!"

An 8 a.m. can make anyone feel this enthusiastic about a sub-par cup of joe. But let's be real, in college, any cup of coffee, anywhere, anytime is the world's BEST cup of coffee.

8. Buddy: "Do you remember me?"

Deb: "I do! I didn't recognize you!"

Buddy: "I know! I'm in work clothes!"

Wearing real clothes in college is hard. Putting on a pair of slacks and a blazer for an interview or meeting is completely transformative and may leave your friends wondering who you are.

9. "So good news, I saw a dog today."

By the time finals come around, random animals are pretty much all that's left to live for. Getting unnecessarily excited to see a dog is a hallmark of college.

10. "First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."

This is what we think Christmas Break is going to be like. In all actuality, you're just going to watch Netflix for three weeks straight and quit brushing your hair.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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