Not being a morning person is a double-edged sword. Not only are miserable when you have to wake up before noon, but you also have to deal with cheerful morning people who don't understand your suffering. Here's a list of the most common things that are heard from morning people, with every non-morning person's reaction as told by "New Girl."

1. "I love watching the sunrise."

You do know that you can turn the opposite direction, wait about 12 hours, and watch the same thing happen at sunset, right?

2. "You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm."

I don't like worms. And while you're at it please tell the birds to stop chirping so I can get some sleep.

3. "When I sleep in I feel like I've wasted my whole day."

4. "I love waking up before the rest of the world does."

5. "I don't understand how people stay up late."

Because we sleep until a normal hour and enjoy having a social life.

6. "I like to start of my day with a workout."

7. "I don't need to drink coffee in the morning."

8. "I have to make myself sleep in."

9. "I get so much accomplished in the mornings."

10. "I don't see why people are so grumpy in the morning."