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We all do it. We can't help ourselves when we see a horoscope or zodiac-related post. Despite knowing ourselves for, well, our entire lives, we still thrive off of these posts that tell us a little more about ourselves. Whether you believe in Zodiac signs stereotypes, or not, it's always fun to see how you are described. Now, when you combine a zodiac post with the never-ending humor of Bob's Burgers characters, you just can't go wrong! To classify the signs I will be receiving information about the signs from www.horoscope.com to ensure that all traits are sourced from the same place. Enjoy!

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

March 21st to April 19th

Just like Fischoeder, Aries can be described as eager, dynamic, quick, and competitive.

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

April 20th to May 20th

Very much like Tina, Taurus is described as sensual, strong, dependable, and creative.

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

May 21st to June 20th

Gemini is known to be expressive, curious, versatile, and kind, which fits Gene perfectly.

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

June 21st to July 22nd

Linda is very intuitive, sentimental, compassionate, and protective, just like Cancers!

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

July 23rd to August 22nd

This may be the most fitting one, yet! Leos are described as fiery, self-assured, outgoing, and dramatic. Nothing describes Louise better!

6. Virgo: Mort

August 23rd to September 22nd

Mort is the perfect example of someone who is loyal, analytical, practical, and gentle.

7. Libra: Gretchen

September 23rd to October 22nd

Libras are known to be social, fair-minded, diplomatic, and gracious.

8. Scorpio: Teddy

October 23rd to November 21st

Like Teddy, Scorpio is seen as brave, stubborn, resourceful, and passionate.

9. Sagittarius: Nat the Limo Driver

November 22nd to December 21st

Sagittarius is usually known as extroverted, optimistic, funny, and generous, just like Nat.

10. Capricorn: Edith Cranwinkle

December 22nd to January 19th

Like Edith, and tbh most of our elders, Capricorns, are serious, independent, disciplined, and tenacious.

11. Aquarius: Gayle

December 22nd to February 18th

Just like Gayle, Aquarius is primarily deep, imaginative, original and uncompromising.

12. Pisces: Mickey

February 19th to March 20th

Mickey, like Pisces, can be described as affectionate, empathetic, wise, and artistic.

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If The Zodiac Signs Were Bob's Burger's Characters

We've related to them all at one point.

1. Aries: Mr. Fischoeder

2. Taurus: Tina Belcher

3. Gemini: Gene Belcher

4. Cancer: Linda Belcher

5. Leo: Louise Belcher

6. Virgo: Mort

7. Libra: Gretchen

8. Scorpio: Teddy

9. Sagittarius: Nat the Limo Driver

10. Capricorn: Edith Cranwinkle

11. Aquarius: Gayle

12. Pisces: Mickey

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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