If The Zodiac Signs Were Breakfast Foods

If The Zodiac Signs Were Breakfast Foods

A Scorpio has a very hard outside (bread) but deep down a passionate person (toppings).
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Zodiac signs tell a lot about a person. It can say anything from a horoscope to your strengths all the way to what sign your soulmate should be. People are either very serious about zodiac signs and check their horoscope daily, or could care less. Personally, I agree with all things zodiac and am a sucker for some horoscopes or anything sign related. Below is a list of breakfast foods each sign is or in other words, the food they should eat.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Scrambled Eggs- Aries are courageous leaders with a concern for others well being. With that being said, they are scrambled eggs because it is a main breakfast dish but also compliments the other sides that go with it such as sausage or fruit.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Crêpe- People who are a Taurus love romance and beauty. They are also known as the "harvester of the fruits of labor" sign. A Crêpe is a perfect match for a Taurus because they are always very sweet and beautiful but can be a bit tangy sometimes.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Cereal- This sign is very versatile and open to change and new beginnings. There are so many kinds of different cereals to pick from which is exactly what a Gemini is and needs.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Pancake- This sign is very compassionate and sympathetic towards others. A pancake is easy to share which would be great for a Cancer. Cancer's can also be very emotional and pancakes can be very forgiving of that. You always have the choice of one pancake or a whole stack!

Leo (July 23-August 22)

French Toast- The most dominant sign needs the most dominant breakfast food. French toast has a very clear cut taste which is very leadership like. There is also lots of syrup on french toast which is very fitting for a Leo. Leo's often get judged very fast but are very sweet deep down.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Quiche- A virgo always pays attention to detail. In order to make a perfect quiche, you must pay attention to detail. There are many layers to Virgo's just like a quiche(crust,egg,and toppings).

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Cinnamon Roll- A libra is very balanced and values partnership. In order to have a good cinnamon roll, one most have enough frosting for it not to be dry, but not too much for it to be too sweet. A Cinnamon roll is also easy to share with a significant other.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Breakfast Sandwich with Hot Sauce- A scorpio has a very hard outside(bread) but deep down a passionate person(toppings). Scorpios are very decisive and assertive. When one orders a breakfast sandwich they always know which toppings to get. A sandwich with hot sauce is only made for people with a certain edge and determination to them.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Smoothie- A sagittarius is always on the go which is why smoothie is perfect, easy to carry! A sagittarius is always very happy and energetic as well, like a smoothie with some protein powder added in.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Oatmeal- A Capricorn is very independent. They also value simple goals and the need for family and tradition. Oatmeal is perfect for them because it can be bland but also very tasty at the same time. Who doesn't love a good bowl of oatmeal from time to time?

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Bagel with Cream Cheese- At first an Aquarius can come off as not approachable or unfriendly but once you get to know them you know they value friendship. They are also very spiritual and carefree. A bagel is very forgiving and hard to mess up. An aquarius is also very eccentric which is where the cream cheese comes into play. There are many kinds of cream cheese flavors from peach cobbler to bacon ranch, most flavors are very unconventional.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Muffin- A Pisces often values the idea of being alone. They put a lot of trust into people but are still very fearful people. A muffin is normally eaten alone and doesn't have many toppings. In order to make a muffin one must be very trusting it will rise in the oven, but it doesn't always rise correctly.

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43 SpongeBob Quotes To Use In Everyday Conversation

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SpongeBob quotes are so universal that they never get old. That's because "SpongeBob SquarePants" is the one TV show that we are all guilty of watching and have absolutely no regrets every time we turn it on.

Most of us are no longer children, which is why our parents sometimes get that confused look on their faces when they see us watching "SpongeBob SquarePants." But you know what? "SpongeBob" is by far one of the funniest shows of our generation and the characters are some of the greatest. The best part about "SpongeBob," without a doubt, is the iconic quotes that we all still use in our daily language. With too many to count, here are some favorite "SpongeBob" quotes, from ones that all fans should know, to ones we use every day.

1. “Firmly grasp it in your hand.”

2. “Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe.”

3. “CHOCOLATE!!!!”


4. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”

5. “Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.”

6. “Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.”

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7. "I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's Spongebob!"


8. “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”

9. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”

10. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

11. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.”

12. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end.”

13. “My leg!”

14. “It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!”


15. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

16. "Can I get some extra salt?"

“We're all out.”

Could you check?”

“…No.”

17. "Patrick, you're a genius!"

"Yeah, I get called that a lot."

"What? A genius?"

"No, Patrick."

18. "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."


19. “You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?”

20. “Do instruments of torture count?”

21. “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

22. “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”

23. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”

24. "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"No! This is Patrick!"

25. “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”

26. “This is a load of barnacles…”


27. “Now he’s gonna kick my butt!”

28. "This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."

29. “Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.”

30. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

31. “I’m not just ready, I’m ready Freddy!”

“It’s Larry…”


32. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

33. “Hey Patrick what am I now?”

"Uh...stupid?"

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"What's the difference?"

34. "Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

“Not until 4.”

35. “Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”


36. “Who are you people?!”

37. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.”

38. "What's your name son?"

"Name? Uhh, beef wellington."

"No your name."

"Uhh, fork on the left?"

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40. “Are you open?"

"Read the sign..."

“...l’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries.”

41. “HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA.”

42. “My sandwich tastes like a fried boot."

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43. “Too bad that didn’t kill me.”








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All Five Endings To "Black Mirror: Bandersnatch"

A description of every ending to the newest interactive film (warning: spoiler alert).

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The new film "Bandersnatch" from the creators of "Black Mirror" is a revolution in at home entertainment due to its ability to bridge the gap between movies and games. As an interactive film, "Bandersnatch" allows the viewer to make decisions on behalf of the main character as the movie progresses. These decisions begin with simply choosing a breakfast cereal, but the quickly escalate and become much, much darker. Once you start "playing the movie," it is insanely difficult to stop without finishing it. There are over a trillion permutations of the decisions made by the main character in the film, but ultimately the viewer will find themselves at one of five endings.

Warning: There are some serious spoilers in this article. If you haven't seen "Bandersnatch," it's an amazing movie and I highly recommend watching it before reading this.

1. Stefan, his father, and Dr. Haynes get into an epic fight

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In this ending, based on the decisions that the viewer made Stefan has become aware that he is being controlled by a 21st century Netflix user. Dr. Haynes points out that nearly all movies are more dramatic that Stefan's life, and when Stefan chooses to fight Dr. Haynes in response to this, and epic MMA fight breaks out between the two of them, and it is quickly interrupted by Stefan's father who joins the frenzy.

2. Dr. Haynes' office is revealed as the set of a movie

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2019/01/black-mirror-bandersnatch-netflix-grief-essay.html

Following nearly the same path as the last ending, if you tell Stefan to climb out the window instead of fight Dr. Haynes, the camera pans out to reveal that Dr. Haynes office is actually the set of a movie and every actor in the film is actually playing the role of an actor playing their character. This ending is pretty trippy.

3. Stefan ends up in prison

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Whether the user decides to kill Colin or Stefan's father, the following decisions will most likely end with Stefan being caught and arrested before "Bandersnatch" is ever released to the public. Tuckersoft ends up going bankrupt, and the movie ends with Stefan scratching the white bear symbol onto the wall of his prison cell.

4. Stefan dies on the train with his mother

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If Stefan enters the code "TOY" when he finds his father's safe, the rabbit from his childhood can be found inside. The movie then cuts to Stefan's childhood, only this time he finds his rabbit and agrees to leave with his mother before she heads out for her train ride. Both of them die in the train crash.

5. The legacy of Pearl Ritman

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This is by far my favorite ending and what I believe should be the "true" ending to "Bandersnatch." Following Stefan's decision to chop up his father's body, he is able to focus on finishing the code for his game (which ultimately earns a perfect rating from the game critic). The movie fasts forwards to present day in which a game designer by the name of Pearl Ritman has recreated the game "Bandersnatch." As Pearl is working at her desk, she begins to notice a daunting overlap between the game she is writing and the life of Stefan. After the white bear symbol appears on her screen, a decision is given to either destroy her computer or spill tea on it, both of which end the movie.

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