If You Do Any Of These 25 Things, You May Be A Serial Killer
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If You Do Any Of These 25 Things, You May Be A Serial Killer

If you do at least 5, it is almost definite.

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A recent Twitter trend has been chronicling unusual human actions, and dubbing people who do these actions as a "serial killer," saying"If you do so and so, you're a serial killer." I mean obviously, odds are, you aren't actually a serial killer. But, who knows...

If you do any of the following, you're probably a serial killer:

1. Pour the milk in before the cereal

2. Sleep with socks on

3. Don't hang up dress shirts

4. Comment on an Instagram picture but don't like it

5. Cut your pizza with a fork and a knife

6. Squeeze your water bottle while you drink it

7. Sit in the front seat of the Uber

8. Bite your lollipops

9. Take pills dry

10. Think all water tastes the same

11. Use the drawers at a hotel

12. Use Internet Explorer

13. Sit on the same side of the booth as your significant other (when dining just you two)

14. Have the Snapchat dog filter in your profile picture

15. Like your own photos on social media

16. Prefer crunchy peanut butter over smooth

17. Clap when the plane lands or the movie ends

18. Text in landscape mode

19. Turn on the water AFTER you get in the shower

20. Put faces and eyelashes on your car

21. Don't use turn signals while driving

22. Enjoy coleslaw

23. Eat your bagel like a sandwich

24. Have a stick figure family on your car

25. Yeet all your clothes in the washer/dryer at once without separating them

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