Why You Should Never Visit Italy
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Why You Should Never Visit Italy

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Why You Should Never Visit Italy
Rachel Lent

In June of 2013, I traveled to Italy with classmates, teachers, and parents. The trip to Greece was lovely, but Italy? Eh.

I'll show you why you should absolutely never think of going to Italy:

Rome is just full of boring rocks

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No traces of history or of beauty whatsoever.

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St. Peter's Basilica isn't all that.

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And the Colosseum is really lame.

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Especially at Night

The Roman Forum is nothing special

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The inside of churches have ugly statues

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The outside of churches are ugly too

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Save the trip to Florence. It's dull.

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Venice is not all it's cracked up to be.

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It looks better in magazines

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The Canals are disgusting

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St. Mark's Square is just.....ugh.

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Vatican City is boring

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I don't know about you but I am unimpressed

Save yourself the money, the trip, and the work to get to Italy. As you can see Italy is not a place you want to spend your time, as I obviously showed you in this article. Just don't go, ok? You'll be glad you didn't.

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