Whether you admit it or not, we've all been sucked in to a reality show at least once. I love reality TV, from singing competitions to dating competitions, and from makeover shows to cooking shows. But as much as I love to watch them, I could never be on one, and here's why:
1. Big Brother
Being cooped up in a house with 20 people for the whole summer? No thanks.
2. Dating Naked
If I wanted to have my butt displayed on national television I'd audition for Keeping up with the Kardashians.
3. Survivor
I like to eat, sleep in a bed, change my clothes, and not get rained on every other minute.
4. Amazing Race
I'd rather fly.
5. So You Think You Can Dance
So I think I can dance the Cupid Shuffle, the Wobble, and the Macarena...
6. American Idol
Not only can I not sing, but the show was dead after Adam Lambert sang better than anyone on the show, ever, and didn't win. Oh, and what's the show without Simon anyway?
7. Ninja Warrior
Yeah, I can do those obstacle courses, I just don't like to show off.
8. Project Runway
I'm really good at buying clothes, but not really so good at making them.
9. America's Next Top Model
If Tyra Banks came even CLOSE to my hair with scissors on makeover day I'd be out.
10. Silent Library
I laugh...at everything.
11. Catfish
I'm nowhere near dumb enough to think I'm marrying a random I met on Facebook.
12. Botched
I don't like pain, blood, and I can't imagine having plastic surgery once, let alone twice to get it fixed.
13. The Bachelor
If I wanted to be around cat fights, alcohol, and drama I'd go to a frat party. Plus, I don't think my boyfriend would like that.
14. America's Got Talent
Not ALL of America has talent....
15. Fear Factor
Apparently fear IS a factor for me.
16. The Apprentice
I'll leave that to my friends in the business school.
As you can see, there is no current reality show I could be on. But, if they make a reality show where you get to sleep in, take vacations, and eat gourmet food (without all of the drama of course), I'm totally in.