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Thoughts That Everyone Has When Their Flight Is Delayed Or Cancelled

Why me?

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Thoughts That Everyone Has When Their Flight Is Delayed Or Cancelled
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Anytime you travel there is always the uncertainty of if your flight is going to be on time. Anytime it doesn't go smoothly this is what goes through the minds of the traveler.

Oh no.

Why me?

Okay I have a connection, do I need to reschedule.

Crap I'm not going to make my connection.

Great look at the line to change flights.

All I want to do is be where I want to be.

This sucks.

How long do I have to wait?

This better not be cancelled.

Why me?

I wanna take a nap.

I'm hungry.

Am I hungry or do I want to stress eat.

Great, I have to wait forever now.

Why did I choose to fly?

Can I go home yet?

I'm still hungry.

People are annoying.

I know it's not the travel agents fault, but I need to blame something.

Why can't I just teleport.

I thought layovers were bad, now I have to wait even longer.

They found me a new flight.

Great now I have to run to make it.

I choose my seat now I have to just deal with one.

Why did I decide to travel.

I'm still hungry.

Oh no, it's cancelled. 

The next flight isn't until the morning?!

Omg now I'm stranded.

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

Of course they won't provide a hotel.

Discounted rates my butt.

This wasn't my plan for my life.

Why me?

I'm hungry again.

Did I mention I just want to go home.

Never will I travel again.

Help me. 

Am I hangry or am I just angry.

I wish I could drive myself. 

Ubers creep me out.

Why is everything so expensive.

I just wish I was home.

Whyyyyyyyyyy?!

I'm sad, and hungry, and need a nap.

I didn't plan for plan B.

I. Will. Never. Fly. Again.

Too bad I can't fly the airplane myself.

I would be a good pilot.  

Well at least I have an excuse to stress eat.

Next time I'm choosing the option to not have a layover.

Cross your fingers for the next time you fly to make sure nothing bad happens. Life can be hard, and its even harder when all you want to do is arrive at your destination.

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