It's Thursday night; you come home from a late night out and you are feeling hungry. What do you order?? That's right, you call up your favorite, 'Freaky Fast', friendly sandwich shop, Jimmy John's! It is the perfect satisfaction for your drunken self while still being able to reduce calories.
Don't get me wrong, every sandwich is amazing, but here are a few of our favorites and what they say about the people who order them.
1. Turkey Tom
The original Jimmy John's sandwich is perfect for the "basic betch." The go-to order that's guaranteed to be good and satisfying. You like to play it safe in life and you're not looking for cheap thrills or the latest fad. All things classic make you smile (and you are probably really into cardigans).
2. The Beach Club
Quite similar to the Turkey Tom, but adding the avocado spread. Oh do betches love their avocados! You get the Beach Club when you are feeling hungrier because this is quite the large sandwich, but you can still believe it to be 'healthy'. You are probably straight out of California and live by a beach a.k.a. this is the perfect sandwich for you!
3. Vegetarian
You might be a vegetarian, you also might just think that this is the comparable middle-ground of ordering a salad and not being in a food coma. In the end, you are still eating a salad in a sandwich.
4. Totally Tuna
The daring type of person. You like to take risks and you must absolutely love tuna to trust this food group at an open sandwich bar. You trust easily, even not knowing exactly what it contains. Snaps for you, I will be praying for your stomach.
5. The Vito
My personal favorite. This is the equivalent to an Italian sandwich, with the perfect combination of spice and zest that every person needs in their life. You like the unique taste of having vinaigrette as a condiment instead of the classic mayo. This sandwich is underrated and amazing and you just have to be daring enough to try it!
6. Anything Un-Wiched
Ah yes, the favorite option for gluten free lovers ... Who am I kidding? This sandwich is primarily for all the betches who do not want to eat carbs or are calorie sensitive a.k.a. every girl on campus. To be honest, this sandwich isn't filling at all and you will probably make up for that and eat the rest of the calories on candy afterwards. Let's face it, just order the bread, it's worth it.
7. J.J. Gargantuan
You give absolutely zero cares about what you are eating. You are one hungry person and are eating your heart out. There is nothing wrong with that! You like to mix all your meats, veggies and sauces together to make one heck of a concoction. You probably aren't a sharer and like to enjoy this sandwich by yourself. Keep doing you.
8. J.J. B.L.T.
You know how to spot a good thing when you see it. You like to keep life simple, fill it with good times and avoid drama at all costs. You are the easiest going person we know. All you need are 3 ingredients to keep you satisfied.
9. Pepe
Otherwise known as the ham and cheese sandwich. You are probably old-fashioned and cut all your sandwiches into petite mini bites just like you used to do when you were little. Refusing to grow up, you play it safe and do not like a lot of 'junk' on your sandwich.
10. Bootlegger Club
Another big one, this is the Roast Beef and Turkey sandwich. You cannot go wrong with this one. You have a bold voice and are always the life of the party. You are not afraid to try new things and you enjoy taking risks!
So now being 10 times more hungrier after writing this, let it be known that no matter what sandwich you order at Jimmy John's, you honestly cannot go wrong with your choice. Props to Jimmy's for always being fast and biking in all kinds of weather. They never fail to satisfy me and are a huge success on this campus.
