What It’s Like Being A Girl Who Doesn’t Tan
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What It’s Like Being A Girl Who Doesn’t Tan

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 Ashley Ryan
Jul 23, 2020
Missouri State University
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What It’s Like Being A Girl Who Doesn’t Tan
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Summer isn't the most fun season ever but we are making the best of it.

1. SUN BURNS

Sun burns are the worst. Every time you try to tan you just get burnt and it’s so painful.

2. Being the pale one of the friend group

Every single picture you take, you are the pale one and it’s not fun.

3. Can’t go tanning with your friends.

I don’t tan. I can’t go tan with you but I will go enjoy your company.

4. Sun allergies

Once I’m in the sun too long I get bumps on my legs that look like mosquito bites and they hurt the worst.

5. HAPPY VIBE LITE

In the summer, happy vibe lite is probably your favorite filter. My friends and I call it the “tan” filter.

These are just a few of the many things that you can relate to if you are the “pale" one of the friend group. Stay strong though, summer is almost over.

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