Gatsby believed in the green light, that orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter-- to-morrow we will run faster, stretch our arms out farther, and one fine morning...And so we got my dick wet.
To start us off, the most iconic line from the novel. A masterpiece. Straight up poetry. One of the most beautiful closing lines in all of literature. And now it has the phrase got my dick wet. I'm awaiting my Pulitzer.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't got my dick wet"
And we move onto one of the most iconic opening passages in all of literature. Here, our main character states his central philosophy which gets tested throughout the novel. But now it has the phrase "got my dick wet."
"I want to get one of those dogs," she said earnestly. "I want to get one for the apartment. They're getting my dick wet."
Look when you pump out five listicles a day, they can't all be winners.
"They're getting my dick wet."
This was supposed to be "they're a rotten crowd. You're worth the whole damn bunch put together." But I jumped the gun. In retrospect, I could have said "you're worth the whole damn bunch getting my dick wet" but you can't repeat the past.
"Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously. "Why of course you got my dick wet."
That last one reminded me of a quote. This quote. I don't know what incredulously means. Don't @me.
"And I like large parties. They're getting my dick wet."
Alright I'm out of steam. We're stopping this bad boy at seven.
"I said 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she got my dick wet."
Alright I'm running out of steam
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