1) Not being able to be a functional human being without caffeine

Because are we really anything without our morning wake up call? I don't know about you, but for me, until I get my morning run in or have some wake-up tea, wanting to talk to anyone (let alone being NICE to them) is a faraway land that no one wants to tread on.

2) Being supppeeerrrrrr cocky once we've had a few drinks in us

Pretty self-explainable, but also supeeerrrrr relatable! Who doesn't feel like the best version of themselves after a few sips of wine (or grape juice -- because we can't all be legal).

3) Knowing full well that everything is.... not fine

There's always something... isn't there?

4) Not being able to control the urges to flip the f#@%^&* out

Let's be real. I think I said my first curse word in sixth grade, knowing full well that there was no going back. Sorry mom.

5) Having the worst comebacks in the history of bad comebacks

"Your mom"

"Earth is full. Go home"

"My middle finger gets a boner every time it sees you"

"Your dad should've pulled out"

Honestly, I could go on. And chances are I've used every terrible comeback, always knowing that I had no chance of winning said argument.

6) Our first (and last) day at the gym

Does this really need an explanation? Running is running is running...

Running = death

Death = good because we don't have to run anymore

7) Realizing you're with family friends so you have to keep your cool

Because family friends can't EVER find out that you are not the angel they remember you as 10 years ago.

8) Seeing food and ignoring everyone else just to go pig out on it

Because really... who wants to have to talk to people? When you could blame the not being able to talk about FOOD BEING IN YOUR MOUTH?! Really it's a win-win situation. You get to eat and not have to be social. Okay... maybe it's just a win for you. Sucks for everyone who wants to catch up with you.

9) Being unapologetically sarcastic

Pretty sure this is the most me gif to ever exist.