October 3rd is this week and that means it is national Mean Girls Day! It is time to rewatch your favorite 2004 movie for the 12th time. Here are some ways for you all to honor your favorite film.
1. Tell everyone you have ESPN
Maybe Karen meant to say ESP?
2. Dress up as a mouse, duh
"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything else about it."
- Cady Heron
3. Wear pink this Wednesday
You can always borrow your best gay friend's t-shirt.
4. Tell your friends that they can't sit with you
Bonus points if you say it is because they are wearing sweatpants.
5. Eat cheese fries
6. Call everyone Glen Coco
Double bonus points if you the person you call Glenn Coco is wearing a blue jacket.
7. Go to Taco Bell
8. Convince your friends they you are from Africa and that you can read Swedish.
9. Try to make "Fetch" happen
Mean Girls is so FETCH!
10. Randomly shout "She doesn't even go here!"
11. Take your friends shopping
12. Ask everyone what day it is
October 3rd. The day Aaron Samuels asked Cady what day it was. It is also the day we celebrate Mean Girls Day.