"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties"
"Chris is that a WEED?
No, this is a crayon
I'm calling the police!
911, what's your emergency?"
Do I look like"
"Man, how are those chicken strips?
Fuck ya chicken strips!
Fuck ya chicken strips!!"
"Gimme yo fuckin money
*Law & Order SVU*"
"Hurricane Katrina? More like, Hurricane Tortilla."
"Hey, I'm lesbian
I thought you were American"
"Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus
Kumbaya, my Lord"
"Yeah! That was legit-ness"
"Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha, oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead."
"No, no, no, stop"
"Oh yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman
"7, 8, and 1, 2, PATRICIA, please stop dropping that, okay sweetie!"
"Q, R, S
Oh my god! Oh Jesus!"
"Run in here and come get y'all juice"
"Aaaah! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!"
"How do you know what's good for me?
That's my opinion!"
You not my dad! You already have something, ugly ass fuckin noodle head."
"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Oh you spilled whwiwhah whahw whaha lipstick in my Valentino white bag?"
"Kevin, don't. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin watch the light dude."
"Is it real?"
"This bitch empty, YEET"
"Zach stop, Zach stop, you're gonna get in trouble. Zach!"