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13 Thoughts All Girls Have While Watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

It is that time of year again, will I go to the gym...probably not, but will I eat this pizza YES.

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13 Thoughts All Girls Have While Watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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It is that time of year again, the time when every girl sits down in front of the TV during her most stressful time of school to watch models walk the runway in lingerie. It is one of the most coveted fashion shows to be at. According to a Forbes article, black market prices of a pass to the show were about $53,000 on the day of it! There was a lot of buzz with this Fashion Show this year, but as always it went without a hitch and girls around the world were tweeting, and Snapchatting all that they could about it! We all watch these girls and think roughly the same things.

1. WHY IS MIRANDA KERR NOT HERE

Yes, I know it has been since 2013 since she’s walked the VS runway but I’m still always hoping that she will magically appear every year. But at least we still have Candice, thank you for not leaving!

2. I'll start my resolution: THE GYM

I always say that I will start to go to the gym after watching the fashion show. Sometimes I’ll even do pushups during the show.

3. Just kidding, have we ordered pizza?

Okay, so reality is I’m definitely not going to go to the gym tomorrow and I’m going to eat my feelings away. I always look at my friends and laugh at the fact that we think we will go running after watching this show. Truth is we’re gonna sit on the couch and hope to be skinny while we stuff our faces with pizza.

4. We NEED more wine

You see all these skinny models and the thought process is to drink more wine. The drunker you are the better you may feel about yourself when watching this show.

5. Do think there will be drama?

So last year we all remember the Bella, and Weeknd drama! It was one of the greatest moments that I think was replayed on our TV for a few hours to see if we missed any second of the wild breakup drama between the two couple. Also in the past Ariana Grande almost got knocked out by Elsa Hosk’s furry wings, and Cara Delevingne dismissed allegations that she had been banned from the show because she was “too fat?”

6. YESSS drama!

There may not have been too much drama during the show but there was SO MUCH going into to. It was rumored that Justin Bieber and Katy Perry were supposed to perform in the show. Gigi Hadid also, at the last second, was pulled out of the fashion show. The rumored reason behind these three no shows were because they were banned from China for "bad behavior" according to their government.

7. Who is this artist?

This year was definitely a year that I questioned the acts playing at the VS Fashion show. I still to this very day have no idea who Jane Zhang is, and I only knew Leslie Odom Jr. from "Hamilton". I mean Harry Styles was there and so was Miguel but two out of four acts, c’mon STEP IT UP VS!

8. Vow to eat healthily


Maybe I should drink water.... wine is close to water, right? Red wine is good for the heart I did read that somewhere... Thinking as I stuff my face with more pizza. I vow allowed to all my girlfriends that I will be going on a diet. The twist of that is I will shout "AND YOU'RE ALL JOINING ME ON THIS DIET" they all proceed to look at me like "yeah, okay...in your dreams" because the truth is I will finish the whole pizza to myself and have no guilt. I'll then proceed to thought #9.

9. Googling "how to lose weight without moving?"

Well, there went .2 seconds of me considering a diet. Now I'll just google "how to lose weight without moving?" Let’s all be honest we’ve all googled it at least once or twice in our lives. Also googling “how to lose weight in 10 days”, really anything about losing weight an easy way.

10. Can I be them?

Who doesn’t want to be one (refer to #13)? This is definitely something that teenagers dream of and for those whose dreams come true... WE HATE YOU! No really props to you. But still, I will forever look at them and wish that I could walk that runway.

11. Heels...how?


I mean have you seen the size of those heels. I imagine myself walking in those and it usually starts off pretty strong with my imagination then it ends with me face planting on the floor in front of the whole world to see! These girls are impressive all around, I mean I can’t even walk in 2-inch stilettos around my house, how they do it down a runway with capes on… I’ll never know.


First fall on the runway for a VS fashion show. Girl go you because you had all of us screaming "THAT WOULD BE ME! I FEEL YOU GIRL!"

12. Can I buy lingerie and look like that?

Watching all the models and imagining how you could totally not pull that same thing off. Also wondering how you could ever wear it under clothing...PS you can't.

13. Google "how to become a VS angel?"

LET’S ALL BE HONEST, WHO HASN’T LOOKED THIS UP!? Even though we may think we’ll never be able to get our bodies to look like theirs or get any taller we still want to know how to become one. Honestly just googling anything that has to do with how to get taller, or are there any short VS models? It has definitely been a question on many girls minds.


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