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Unnecessary Things On Amazon You Secretly Wish You Could Buy

Towel heater, you say? Hmm.

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Unnecessary Things On Amazon You Secretly Wish You Could Buy
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When browsing through the bottomless pit of eclectic stock items that is Amazon, you’ve probably seen one or two (or fifty) items that you know you don’t need and probably shouldn’t spend the money on but in the back of your mind, can see yourself enjoying immensely.

My sister and I share our own wish list of these things that are just very extra with one another. Last week, when she sent me a link to a towel heater (can I just say that sitting in a pile of towels fresh out of the dryer is heaven on earth) she told me that I should compile a list of the best/worst items that we have found and written about them.

So that is what I did. Enjoy.

1. Anybody pillow.

You can find so many of these on Amazon and yeah, they’re usually advertised for pregnant women but hey, the pillow doesn’t discriminate about who they snuggle with.

2. This book of poems from the perspective of cats.

At last, the answers to the questions we’ve been asking ourselves about what goes on in the artistic mind of Sir Meow-Mittens.

3. Face masks.

So many facemasks. Bubbly ones, sticky ones, paper ones, mud ones. They all tempt me endlessly, especially when I see a new blackhead or get a painful as h*** an under-the-skin pimple.

4. This quesadilla maker.

Just throw random contents of your fridge in there and boom, deliciousness.

5. Finally, this book that tells you about your poops.

I don’t know if you were a part of this crowd, but apparently, there has been some demand for a book about the hidden messages behind your s***.

Obviously, these are just a few examples of the endlessly entertaining items that might pique your interest on the site. However, I just wanted to assuage your click-bait guilt for a second and let you all know that we/I have been there. Continue resisting the temptation, but if you do end up with a keyboard-shaped waffle maker at the end of a hard day, at least you can enjoy a true 21st century breakfast. It's not the end of the world.

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