@morganpecc. I really need to invest in an ice scraper... #texasprobs.

@hikarson. Bob Saget is such a king.

@Kris_Palilla. Best thing about being stuck in Texas: I'm getting good Mexican food.

@rachelkafer. Some days you'll get ice cream, and some days you won't.

@sydneeprunty10. So mom, whatcha getting me for valentines day?

@hcrabtree2. I can't stop listening to Beyoncé... I feel so sassy.

@itsErickPayne. *say something or I'm giving up on you.* me as I attempt to write 700 more words for this essay due today.

@Betsydutcher. “Ok so valentines day im going to see endless love and eat popcorn and sneak in chikin.

@rachclegg. if you don't rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, i don't like you.

@scotty_wilson. Flappy bird is a way of life.

@bobbyboooo. Budweiser commercials never disappoint.

@Tog17. my friends just ordered papa johns and at the end they go... and 25 sides of ranch bye.

@GrantPrecella. I'm not a fan of Sundays. No one sincerely likes the selfies you all post.

@torilynncrain. Just tried to open my dorm with my credit card and got frustrated when it said "denied"... Oops”

@TheBrettChase. I hate how slow Norman traffic lights are.

@keelyyallen. All I want is my bath tub and my mommy to take care of my sick self right now.

@MattyMills7. Coping with the fact that I won't be able to attend the Luke Bryan concert  #playitagain.

@d_havala25. Don't get me wrong tho frozen is my ish.

@drew_garner35. If old school isn't open at 7 idk what's wrong with this world. I just want a bagel bright and early.

@Caroline_Pajda. To have or to not have another piece of cheeeeeeeesy bread...

@SheilaHoban. Pour some donut king on me.

@sarah_reaves. I need chips and salsa. I can't wait a week and half to be home and eat as much as I want.

@jamiechristian. January 30, 2014: I got to pet a police dog today. One of those super majestic German shepherds. His name was Caesar.

@blakebrown1993. Still can't get over a rebuilding year that we beat Bama. The next couple years could be extremely scary especially with the recruits we got.

@P_Raleigh. I hate myself but I love myself for the amount of heavenly food I just ate.

@blake_appling12. Living in the dorms, you really learn to appreciate the showers you get to take at home.

@totalsratmove. Having a dibs system worked out with your friends before you go out. #TSM.

@CollegeStudent. Let’s play a game called how long can I put off my assignment until I start stressing out.

@tbhjuststop. just realized in 6 years it's going to be the 20s again so i propose we bring back swing music and jazz attire please.

@cattiehoran. Kids bop versions of popular songs are quite comical.

@Nickasaurusrexy. I don't brush my teeth before I go to bed, it just forces me to not eat anymore food for the night. I am not ready for that commitment.

@cait_walsh. The campus tour guides should stop telling prospective students they won't go through $10 of printing money in a semester... @OUProblems.