President Trump recently vanished on his way to Cancún in airspace over Cuba, leaving some in the world mystified and others relatively unbothered. His board believes that he was taken by the Sinaloa drug cartel during his transit, but how do we know that he didn't just reroute Air Force One to Palm Beach, Florida? After all, the flight information did come from his own Secretary of Defense Patrick Michael Shanahan. We all know about how reliable Trump appointees are, right? While Trump's nature may seem erratic, we've noticed a pattern: he leaves whenever his workload increases. So yeah, according to the Buzzfeed Trump Vacation Calendar, or BTVC, it's about time that he made another visit to his favorite luxury man-cave. In fact, we have anonymous sources saying that instead of taking his briefcase onto the flight, he was seen carrying a large black duffel bag. Maybe it contained the pile of documents that he adamantly refuses to release to the public. Or perhaps he was covertly carrying out his latest dismissal from his cabinet as to avoid negative press coverage.
But it was probably just golf clubs.