Everyone has a favorite drink. Some people love water, but some people love soda. Some people love coffee while others love hot chocolate -- but do you want to know a secret? My name is Liz and I am addicted to Snapple. My favorite flavors include diet lemon tea or the diet half n' half lemon iced tea just to name a few. How can I resist Snapple? It's at my local pizza shop just looking at me in the eyes through the freezer saying "Liz, please, come and take me into your hands". It's also at my local Duane Reade and sometimes goes on sale, leaving it to be three for three dollars. At that price, how could I possibly resist purchasing it?
Sometimes, whenever I finish drinking my bottle of Snapple, I put the empty bottle down on the shelf ledge thingy of my bed just so I can admire the bottle's beauty. Sometimes, I'll have ten Snapple bottles on this shelf ledge thing of mine and not even care. I know it's a bit obsessive, but I just really really like Snapple. Whenever I'm cleaning up my dorm room, I'm always so sad when I have to remove my Snapple bottles from my bed stand. It's almost as if I'm removing a part of myself just so my room could be clean looking. I'll admit -- I'm not the best when it comes to cleaning up my room, but I do it anyway just so my college won't fine me at the end of the semester.
I view Snapple as this super healthy alternative to soda, and I'm not sure if I should be doing that or not. Maybe I'm just using that as an excuse to purchase no other beverage than Snapple -- I just don't know anymore. I do this knowing that water is the healthiest most mainstream thing that anyone could possibly have to drink, but why would I want to do that?
The absolute worst news that I could ever hear is that either Snapple is going bankrupt or is discontinuing their products. This song could describe how I'd be feeling if I ever had to hear this news.
If I had the choice as to what I'd drink at any given time, it'd be nothing other than Snapple. Since the kind of Snapple that I get is only 10 calories, it doesn't make me feel so bad for drinking it almost all of the time. Sometimes, I wish my college had these vending machines that are dedicated to Snapple and to Snapple only, but a girl can dream, can't she? I hope so. Someday, I dream to have two full fridges that have only Snapple in them. Maybe I'd have them both in the kitchen of my future apartment/house, or maybe I'd decide to put them both someplace else. I don't know. This does sound way too excessive and insane, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
