As I have been rewatching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and have been living vicariously through their lives, I thought these quotes were too hilarious to not want to share.
"I thought I had a stroke, but it was my false eyelashes, making one eye look smaller than the other." - Kyle Richards
"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution." - Brandi Glanville
"I have this Jesus complex, I think." - Camille Grammer
"Are we taking the Bentley, mom?" -Little Portia
"It's nice to know she's been eating, even if it's only diet pills." - Lisa Vanderpump
Kyle: "You're not wanted." Brandi: "Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband."
"I don't like bullshit and that's what I think you are." - Erika Girardi to Dorit Kemsley
"I'm about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass." - Taylor Armstrong to Kim Richards
"At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch." - Brandi Glanville to Kim Richards
"My dog is pink, so why shouldn't my pussy be?" - Lisa Vanderpump