10 Iconic Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
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10 Iconic Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

These quotes will definitely help you figure out your favorite housewife.

10 Iconic Quotes From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

As I have been rewatching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and have been living vicariously through their lives, I thought these quotes were too hilarious to not want to share.


"I thought I had a stroke, but it was my false eyelashes, making one eye look smaller than the other." - Kyle Richards


"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution." - Brandi Glanville


"I have this Jesus complex, I think." - Camille Grammer


"Are we taking the Bentley, mom?" -Little Portia


"It's nice to know she's been eating, even if it's only diet pills." - Lisa Vanderpump


Kyle: "You're not wanted." Brandi: "Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband."


"I don't like bullshit and that's what I think you are." - Erika Girardi to Dorit Kemsley


"I'm about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass." - Taylor Armstrong to Kim Richards


"At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch." - Brandi Glanville to Kim Richards


"My dog is pink, so why shouldn't my pussy be?" - Lisa Vanderpump

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