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​10 Comedies That Will Never Get Old

"Flat. It's so flat, I can't even...I don't even know. You don't even look good while you're singing. The worst thing I've ever heard. This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I'm gonna save it with the solo..." -- Derek

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​10 Comedies That Will Never Get Old

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Are you feeling down? Are you in need of a good laugh? These movies had me tearing up for all the right reasons.

Step Brothers

"Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?" -- Brennan

The Hangover

"Oh wait, next weeks not so good, the Jonas brothers are in town." -- Alan

Superbad

""Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever." — Seth

Borat

"Very nice, very nice!" -- Borat

21 Jump Street

"I didn't punch him because he was gay. I punched him...and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards." -- Jenko

American Pie

"You realize were all going to college as virgins right they probably have special dorms for people like us." -- Jim

Talladega Nights

"If you ain't first, you're last." — Ricky Bobby

The Benchwarmers

" You're ssstill fat!" -- Richie

Any Shrek Movie 

"Do you know the Muffin Man?" -- Gingy

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris

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