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18 Thoughts Everyone Has Squatting Over A Public Bathroom Toilet

Just stall talk... pun intended.

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18 Thoughts Everyone Has Squatting Over A Public Bathroom Toilet
Adriana Gil

So here we are: you have to go to the bathroom. For whatever reason, you have to walk into that public bathroom and use it. So many thoughts running through your head while you do this act, but do you even notice it? Here are some stall thoughts we all have at least thought once:

1. Nope, not this stall. Not this one either. Eh, this one will have to do.

2. How much toilet paper is acceptable to wrap around this toilet?

3. Forget it, I'll just squat.

4. I wonder how long the person in the stall next to me has been here for?

5. What even is the average time for a person to use the bathroom?

6. Oh, god... do you think they know what I am doing?

7. They're flushing... good I will have the bathroom to myself.

8. Could you take any longer to wash your hands?

9. Wow... I have been squatting for a while.

10. Pfft. Who needs the gym when you have public bathrooms?

11. Maybe this is where the squat workout came from.

12. How long have I been here?

13. What do I have to do after?

14. Alright almost done, go me.

15. Time to flush.

16. Dammit, was that the door?

17. OK, when they go into the stall, I will run out, wash my hands, and leave.

18. I wonder if anyone else has these stall thoughts?

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