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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday
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I don't care what anybody says, "Bachelor" Monday's are what help me get through the week. It's the one shining light in my otherwise dull and boring life. I get to forget about my own problems, drink wine, and watch girls fight for a man they have no emotional attachment to.

The show is mystical and magical and downright terrible but I wouldn't have it any other way. And if you know, you know.

Here are a few thoughts everyone has while watching one guy date a bunch of girls each week.

1. I could totally be on this show.

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I just have to get 20 pounds thinner and 10 times cuter and we're good to go.

2. I could never be on this show.

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I like pasta and not confronting my feelings, so never mind.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

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No one eats on the one-on-one dates. NO ONE.

4. How are they all so fit?

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Let's be real, they are all way too attractive.

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

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Just looking for a man who would take me on a helicopter ride. Please and thank you.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

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Maybe not a box of dead butterflies.

7. He's so hot.

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They never pick an ugly man, that's all I'm sayin'.

8. That chick is crazy.

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Who you may ask? All of them.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

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Free drinks all day, every day. I repeat, free drinks.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

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But so does everything in this godforsaken show, so who am I to judge?

11. How could he send HER home?

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I get emotionally attached to these girls. You can't just send them home willy-nilly.

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

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*cough cough* Where you at home boy?

13. Are we really going there?

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Yep.

14. This is so stupid.

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Why am I devoting 3 hours every week to watch girls fight over a dude they barely know just to get a dead flower and a ring they don't pay for?

15. Awww

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Ok, ok, it's cute sometimes...

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

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I'm here. I'm committed.

17. This is fake.

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Almost as fake as the boobs.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

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Abort. Abort.

19. What?

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This sh** cray.

20. They're going to paradise.

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Can't wait. BIP is the best thing to come out of this whole franchise.

Is this a terrible show? Yes. Does it give people an unrealistic representation of love and relationships? Hell yes. Will I still watch it every day for as long as they give it to me? You bet your sweet pippy.

'The Bachelor' is a lifestyle, a commitment, a way of being apart of something bigger than myself. (Don't judge.)

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