20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

Feb 25, 2019

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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

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I don't care what anybody says, "Bachelor" Monday's are what help me get through the week. It's the one shining light in my otherwise dull and boring life. I get to forget about my own problems, drink wine, and watch girls fight for a man they have no emotional attachment to.

The show is mystical and magical and downright terrible but I wouldn't have it any other way. And if you know, you know.

Here are a few thoughts everyone has while watching one guy date a bunch of girls each week.

1. I could totally be on this show.

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I just have to get 20 pounds thinner and 10 times cuter and we're good to go.

2. I could never be on this show.

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I like pasta and not confronting my feelings, so never mind.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

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No one eats on the one-on-one dates. NO ONE.

4. How are they all so fit?

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Let's be real, they are all way too attractive.

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

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Just looking for a man who would take me on a helicopter ride. Please and thank you.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

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Maybe not a box of dead butterflies.

7. He's so hot.

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They never pick an ugly man, that's all I'm sayin'.

8. That chick is crazy.

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Who you may ask? All of them.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

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Free drinks all day, every day. I repeat, free drinks.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

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But so does everything in this godforsaken show, so who am I to judge?

11. How could he send HER home?

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I get emotionally attached to these girls. You can't just send them home willy-nilly.

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

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*cough cough* Where you at home boy?

13. Are we really going there?

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Yep.

14. This is so stupid.

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Why am I devoting 3 hours every week to watch girls fight over a dude they barely know just to get a dead flower and a ring they don't pay for?

15. Awww

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Ok, ok, it's cute sometimes...

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

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I'm here. I'm committed.

17. This is fake.

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Almost as fake as the boobs.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

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Abort. Abort.

19. What?

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This sh** cray.

20. They're going to paradise.

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Can't wait. BIP is the best thing to come out of this whole franchise.

Is this a terrible show? Yes. Does it give people an unrealistic representation of love and relationships? Hell yes. Will I still watch it every day for as long as they give it to me? You bet your sweet pippy.

'The Bachelor' is a lifestyle, a commitment, a way of being apart of something bigger than myself. (Don't judge.)

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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

1. I could totally be on this show.

2. I could never be on this show.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

4. How are they all so fit?

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

7. He's so hot.

8. That chick is crazy.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

11. How could he send HER home?

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

13. Are we really going there?

14. This is so stupid.

15. Awww

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

17. This is fake.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

19. What?

20. They're going to paradise.

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It's not as easy as it sounds.

PRO: More time for self care.

CON: More time to overthink.

PRO: More time to spend with family and friends.

CON: More time to get into trouble.

You can be yourself without having to explain yourself, because she accepts you and loves you just the way you are.

The temperature may not be very Autumn-like, but these playlists sure are.

1. Southern Gothic

2. Autumn Acoustics

3. Autumn Leaves

4. Deep Dark Indie

5. Dreamy Fall

6. Halloween Hipster

7. Wanderlust

8. Your Favorite Coffeehouse

... Because life happens

1. Realizing there's no more toilet paper when it's already too late.

2. Making a cup of coffee in the morning and forgetting it in the car.

3. Pushing doors that say pull.

4. When you hear people chew.

5. When it's really quiet in a room and you hear that one person breathing like they just ran a marathon.

6. Grabbing a chocolate chip cookie, only to realize it's actually oatmeal raisin.

7. Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you forgot to pee/turn off the light.

8. That one aunt/uncle that just always gives you that creepy vibe.

9. When your teacher makes you buy a textbook that you never even crack open.

10. Continuing to open and reopen the fridge until the food that you want magically makes its way in there.

11. Walking into a room and then automatically forgetting why you went in there.

12. People that drive without using their blinker.

13. When you have really slow wi-fi.

14. People who feel the need to scream into their phones as if the other person can't hear them.

15. The world's obsession with the Kardashian/Jenner families.

16. Advertisements before Youtube videos.

17. When people read over your shoulder.

18. A-holes that park in the handicapped spots when they, in fact, not handicapped.

19. People who cut in line.

20. The LIRR/MTA

21. Being stuck behind someone who is walking painfully slow.

22. When people smoke cigarettes right in front of the entrance to the building you have to walk into.

23. When boys think it's cool to treat girls like crap.

24. Guys that still go to high school parties even though they've been out of high school for years.

25. Celebrities that are obviously lip-syncing.

26. How you need a scissor to get the scissor out of its package.

27. When people text using that stupid "voice text" function.

28. Telling someone you can't hear them, so they use the same exact volume and just repeat what they said.

29. When someone gets in the shower right as you were about to get in the shower.

30. Saying "What?" for some reason, even though you heard what the person said.

31. When you're in a rush but the light is red.

32. Cashiers putting your change down on the counter instead of in your hand.

33. The people that go up to order food to the cashier but are still continuing their phone conversation.

34. That awkward time in the fall when it's freezing in the morning but stifling in the afternoon.

35. Emailing your professor a long winded paragraph about a problem you are having and they email back, "Sure."

36. Guys who put their car as their profile picture on Facebook.

37. Girls who have "X Years Young." in their Instagram bios.

38. Trying to find the beginning to a roll of tape.

39. When people drive your car and adjust your mirrors/seat.

40. People that talk during the movie.

41. People that decide to engage in conversation right in the middle of the hallway/sidewalk.

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