Snow is a foreign weather to any Southerner. We have the crazy kind of weather to where we can have all four seasons in just one week, but once it's winter, we pretty much lose it.
Whether it be a two-second flurry or two inches, here are ten thoughts southerners have for any kind of snowflake in the air.
1. "We have to get the milk and bread!"
2. "Speed limit? What speed limit? Yeah sure there's ice on the road but I gotta get to the store!"
3. "Gotta keep the water running so the pipes don't burst!"
4. "We have to shut everything down, there's a 99% chance of one snowflake and we just can't risk the safety of our youth."
5. "If our cows freeze, would that make ice cream?"
6. "Everyone and their mothers are at Walmart right now. Let's join them."
7. "I need to post a picture on Facebook so people can remember how dangerous it is outside!"
8. "Wait, I'll even post a screenshot of the temperature on my weather app. Yeah, that'll get me likes."
9. "I don't even know why I bought milk and bread. I saw everyone else do it."
10. "No wait, we need eggs, too!"
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