Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Can Relate To
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Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Can Relate To

Food is my motivation.

Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Can Relate To

1. "I've got my sneakers, t-shirt, and shorts on. Can't back out now."

2. "Let's start out with a nice, slow jog."

3. "Yeah, this isn't so bad. I can do this."

4. "I wish I had some cute workout clothes. Why didn't I wear any?"

5. *jogger passes by* "Her outfit is #workoutgoals right there."

6. "Would it be weird if I told her I liked her outfit?"

7. "Nah, better not. It's too late and I am not going to yell."

8. "Nature is so pretty."

9. "It's such a nice day. I should really get out and exercise more often."

10. "I feel like I'm in the wilderness."

11. "Hope I don't get eaten by a bear."

12. "I should get a fitbit or something fancy like that."

13. "I wonder how many calories I've burned so far."

14. "Still not tired yet. This is okay."

15. *crossing the road* "Now, how do I do this..? God, I hope I don't get run over."

16. "I'm on a roll, I can't stop for a traffic light!"

17. "Maybe I should just keep running and hope they stop?"

18. "Although, if I got hit, they could pay off my tuition..."

19. "No, I shouldn't chance it. I'll just stop."

20. "Starting to feel a little out of breath, now. I'm really working up a sweat."

21. *three minutes into the run* "How much more running do I have to do before I can stop?"

22. "I'd give anything for some water now."

23. "And some Chipotle."

24. "I mean, I'm running. I deserve a burrito, right?"

25. "Which side of the road should I actually be running on?"

26. "I feel like I'm on the wrong side. Is it with or against traffic?"

27. "My calves are burning."

28. "Is this supposed to happen?"

29. "I feel like I've been running forever."

30. "What is the point of this torture?"

31. "I'm so tired now."

32. "I might actually collapse. I think I'm dying."

33. "This is really not the way I wanted to go."

34. "How do people get enjoyment out of this?!"

35. "That's it. I'm done."

35. "Phew! That was intense."

36. "Well, this has been fun, NOT. Never doing that again."

37. "I think I'll just stick with long walks to the fridge."

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