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18 Sweaty Thoughts All Girls Have While They Lay Out, Waiting To Be Tan

IT'S SO HOT!

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It's that time of year. We're all outside by the pool, trying to be our tannest selves. I've been doing it quite a lot lately, and I've come to realize that the same thoughts run through my head every time I'm out there. Don't lie, you know you've thought all of these too.

1. Man, it's hot

I mean, yeah, that's the point, but...

2. Why are there so many bugs?

Flies, gnats, wasps, bees...where do they all keep coming from?

3. Okay, it's really hot

I'm probably going to catch on fire out here at this rate.

4. Wow, I'm sweaty

It's fine, I can't be the only one.

5. Maybe I should just get in the water

Yeah, that'll make me feel better.

6. Okay seriously, it is so hot

Slowly dying over here.

7. I better not get a sunburn

Reapplying.

8. Am I tan yet?

Nope, not yet.

9. My phone better not overheat

Gotta have it for the music!

10. What in the world are these people next to me talking about?

Just gonna pretend I didn't hear that conversation...

11. I wish there was a breeze out here

Just need some kind of cool down.

12. I'm glad I shaved my legs

Can't have people judging my hairy legs.

13. So...hot...

I just want a nice tan, not to catch on fire.

14. I'm getting kinda bored

Man, this gets boring.

15. I really need some water

Maybe that would help with this heat.

16. Oh, and a snack

Man, sweating makes you kind of hungry.

17. I could just pass out right here...

Nope! That's not a good idea.

18. Okay, I have to go, it's too hot

I better have some tan lines after this.

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