We've all been there. That stinky sweaty sometimes overcrowded place: the gym. We all at some point or another have come across these thoughts while at said stink infested hell hole....
1. Why am I here?
I mean c'mon really why am I here and why am I putting myself through this misery when I could be binging Riverdale while eating ice cream.
2. Is this social hour?
Ok but like why are all the girls taking up all the ab mats????? You can stalk Ben from sigma apple pie in the comfort of your own home!!! Like I'm trying to get my Insta ready bod, so scroll through twitter somewhere else.
3. Is it an unspoken rule that all girls have to have beat faces while at the gym?
Like I don't know about y'all, but I'm not gonna go to the gym with a full face of makeup? Because like if I'm working out I'm gonna sweat it all off anyway.
4. How dare you use my machine!
That is my elliptical. I have used the same one every day at the same time for two months. It might as well have my name on it. Why. Are. You. Using. It.
5. *Does 10 situps* *Checks for six pack abs*
Like it works that fast right??? Where's my six pack???
6. Can everyone hear me breathing?
Does anyone else look around and see if anyone is close enough to hear you die while on the treadmill. Like I'm sorry I can't catch my breath I don't do cardio.
7. When can I leave?
Like yea I know I got here 10 minutes ago, and I've only ran on the treadmill, but like that's enough effort for one day right?? Yea I think so I'm gonna reward myself with some pizza.
8. How is she working out with her S.O.?
Props to the girls who go to the gym with their S.O.s. Like how can you work out and still look cute together? I'm jealous of you...
9. He's cute, I wonder if he'll notice me...
Has anyone else seen their future husband at the gym??? Like hello tall guy with big muscles and perfect hair please marry me... Or teach me how to work out... or both....? I'm free whenever you are.
10. Every day is leg day.
Yea yea yea I know you're supposed to work out all muscles in your body, but squats are a must, so I think I'll just stick to squats.
11. I actually feel good about myself!
Woah all those girls on Instagram preaching about how the gym really changes you aren't lying. Like I look in the mirror and actually LIKE what I see??? woah
12. I should start a fitness Instagram account...
I mean if Becky with the good hair can get ten thousand followers on her fitness account why can't I?