I love calling Upstate home! It has shaped me in so many ways! But it is funny to joke about it... here's how
First of all, you know this map is inaccurate
The yellow is supposed to represent "Upstate" ... but let's be real, Upstate starts much further UP the state than shown here
Chances are you have driven in conditions like this maybe once ... or a million times in your life
Here's to always keeping a snow brush in your car
You or someone you know definitely went to a SUNY
Let's be real ... they are the best state schools in the country
This is your idea of an amusement park
But you're also aware that the Rochester one is the superior one
You bleed Orange
(disregard the Go Heels ... my dad's a UNC fan)
You've been to one of the Finger Lakes at least once in your life
You know that not everywhere Upstate actually looks like this stock photo of some farm
Despite what those city folk like to say
You probably consider driving around the back roads fun
TBH nothing else to really do up here
You pronounce "creek" like "crik" ...
and "aunt" like "ant" and "roof" like "ruff"
You go crazy for St. Patrick's Day Parades
A good friend of mine, John, enjoying Binghamton's 2019 Parade Day!
You have visited the Adirondacks and love going there