No hangover? No problem.
Hey, if you don't drink, you can't feel like crap in the morning... problem solved?
It feels like there's a wall.
Maybe it feels like there is a whole world between yourself, and party-goers. If you don't party, it's like you're not "cool enough" for them. But, if staying in means I'm embracing more of myself, I'm okay with that.
Forever a DD
Sometimes, you get paid to be the designated driver. Other times, it makes you want to pull all your hair out. But, we all still do it anyway because drinking and driving is a no go.
Mock-tails for life
Just because I don't drink, doesn't mean that I don't enjoy fancy beverages. What are mock-tails? Cocktails without the alcohol, my friend... and they're actually pretty tasty!
There are better things to do than drink.
Why do people think that drinking is the only activity known to mankind? Instead of going to that party you could...lipsync...watch a movie...be productive...study for an exam...volunteer your time...work out...literally anything, but it's mostly assumed that if you're a college kid, you're going to party every weekend. Is it so wrong to be productive?
You'd rather die than hear another "drunk" story
I'll admit--sometimes the stories that start with "man, I don't remember much but" or "so Friday night when I was wasted" can be entertaining, but in all honesty, a story like that just makes the party-goer look downright stupid. (and we've heard this story a thousand times already)
It makes you look bad.
Sorry, but when you drink, you look...really bad. lame. incredibly stupid. Maybe it's "fun" for you, but every sober person in the vicinity can tell you that you look awful. That's why the word "trashed" is used in place of "drunk" so much. So, uh, don't get trashed?
