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22 One-Liners You Exchange With Your Best Friend AFTER 1-Too-Many

We've all said them, so why not laugh at them?

Leah Alfaro
May 20, 2018
Kennesaw State University
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22 One-Liners You Exchange With Your Best Friend AFTER 1-Too-Many
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The nights that we spend out with our girls are by far the best nights that we will probably ever have.

Your girls are the ones who are always there for you no matter what happens, no matter what you look like when you first wake up, and most of all, your girls are the ones who will stand by your side and be completely stupid with you.

Most of your time is filled with laughter, funny pictures, and good memories; other times it is filled with you guys being stupid and having a few too many drinks and saying these stupid things to each other.

1. I honestly don't feel that drunk.

2. Do you think my dog knows?

3. Dude, I swear I'll be fine in the morning.

4. *laughs at everything everybody says* That is the funniest thing I have heard all night

5. Do you think Brad will get the wrong idea if I text him to come hang out?

6. Brad just texted me back, should we let him and his friends come over?

7. We need to take a cute picture tonight before we get trashed.

8. Wait. How many drinks have I had?

9. Sooooo, where are we getting food after this?

10. You look so hot in that outfit. If I were a guy I'd take you home.

11. Can we sit outside for a second, it's really hot in here.

12. Do they serve fries here?

13. Brad texted me again, he and the guys really want to come out with us.

14. On a scale of 1-10, I SWEAR I am only like a 5.

15. This Uber is about to be so expensive to get back home.

16. I promise I won't cry tonight.

17. I need to pee.

18. I need another drink.

19. *forgets she doesn't have money and buys everybody a shot*

20. I just remembered I HAVE LEFTOVERS AT HOME!

21. Where's Kelly?

22. *takes shoes off in bar* I think it's time to go.

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