The End Of The Semester As Told By Kermit The Frog

The End Of The Semester As Told By Kermit The Frog

The end is near, but not near enough.
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It's the most bittersweet time of the year. A break is right around the corner, we have the holidays to look forward to, but we still have a rough couple weeks to survive first.

It's the end of the semester. Which means papers, projects, and exam after exam. But have no fear, we are all in the same boat and whether you save your GPA or not, you still made it out alive.

1. When you know the due dates and finals are getting closer but they still seem far away enough for you to continue your unhealthy lifestyle of binge drinking and procrastinating.

2. Realizing you haven't done anything in days and have 3 due dates at midnight and it's 11:43 pm.

3. Adding up your grade to see how bad you can do on the final and still pass the class, but finding out you would have to get a 147%

4. Anxiety is at an all-time high, but you still can't get yourself to actually help yourself in your downward spiral and your bank account is empty.

5. Having a mental breakdown every 30 minutes because nothing is going your way.

6. When all you want to do is listen to Christmas music and be festive af but you have to keep adulting for two more weeks.

7. Walking out of your last final knowing that maybe it didn't go amazing, but at last, you can finally go home and watch all your Netflix shows until next semester.

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14 Fraternity Guy Gifts Ideas, Since He Already Has Enough Beer

Frat boys are a species of their own and here are some exciting gifts they will be ecstatic to receive!

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What more do frat boys love than alcohol, partying, and just acting stupid? Here are some gifts that help fulfill all of those needs for the frat boy in your life!

1. Beer holster belt

Whats better than one beer? Six beers! This fashionable camouflage accessory can be used for tailgates, beach days, formals and everything in between.

Price: $8.49

2. Phone juul holder 

You know those cardholders everyone sticks on the back of their phones? Well, now a Juul holder for your phone is on the market! This will save your favorite frat boy from ever again losing his Juul!

Price: $10.98

3. Animal house poster 

This Animal House poster is a classic staple for any frat boy. This poster will compliment any frat house decor or lack thereof.

Price: $1.95

4. The American Fraternity book

Does the frat boy in your life need a good read for Thanksgiving or winter break? Look no farther, this will certainly keep his attention and give him a history lesson on American fraternity heritage and tradition.

Price: $28.46

5. Beer pong socks 

These snazzy socks featuring beer pong will be loved by any frat boy. As for the way to any frat boy's heart may, in fact, be beer pong.

Price: $12.00

6. Condom case

This condom carrying case will not only protect condoms from damage but also make frat boys more inclined to practice safe sex, which is a win-win situation!

Price: $9.99

7. Frat house candle

Ahhh yes, who does not like the smell of stale beer in a dark, musty frat house basement? Frat boys can make their apartment or bedroom back home smell like their favorite place with the help of this candle.

Price: $16.99

8. "Frat" sticker

Frat boys always need to make sure everyone around them knows just how "fratty" they are. This versatile stick can go on a laptop, car, water bottle, or practically anywhere their little hearts desire.

Price: $6.50

9. Natty Light t-shirt 

Even I will admit that this shirt is pretty cool. The frat boy in your life will wear this shirt at every possible moment, it is just that cool!

Price: $38.76-$41.11

10. Natty light fanny pack 

This fanny pack can absolutely be rocked by any frat boy. The built-in koozie adds a nice touch.

Price: $21.85

11. Bud Light Neon Beer Sign 

A neon beer sign will be the perfect addition to any frat boys bedroom.

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12. Beer Opener

Although most frat boys' go to beers come in cans, this bottle opener will be useful for those special occasions when they buy nicer bottled beers.

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13. Frat House Dr. Sign

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Forget stealing random street signs, with this gift frat boys no longer have to do so.

14. Beer Lights 

Lights are an essential for any party and these will surely light up even the lamest parties.

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Please note that prices are accurate and items in stock as of the time of publication. As an Amazon Associate, Odyssey may earn a portion of qualifying sales.

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I Love Christmas Time And I'm Jewish

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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Arguably, winter is one of the worst seasons. Freezing temperatures, being snowed in all the time, grey skies. Christmas is a light during the long winter season. I don't celebrate Christmas, yet I can't deny that Christmas magic is contagious.

The lights are my favorite as they transform my neighborhood into a sparkling dreamy world. In the winter months in Syracuse and in New Jersey (where I'm from), the sun sets practically in the middle of the day which is so depressing. However, when the lights turn on, everything transforms into a magical experience. I am no longer stuck in the dry, uncomfortable, bitter ten-degree weather, I am transported to a winter wonderland.

No, I don't receive gifts from Santa, but I do reap the benefits of great Christmas deals. Randomly, this is a really great time to buy makeup. Lots of brands create special bundles for the holiday season and they are a great bang for your buck. After Christmas is also a great time for deeply discounted shopping. Nothing makes a season more magical than when shopping is involved.

I hate when someone says, "Rachel, why are you listening to Christmas music?" Great music does not discriminate. Ariana Grande's "Last Christmas", Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You", Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe", are all iconic. These songs are borderline masterpieces. They should stand along the lines next to Bach and Beethoven. Okay, maybe I'm slightly exaggerating, but Christmas music is one of the most festive parts offerings of the holiday season.

Christmas means the emergence of all the holiday foods. Peppermint bark: amazing. Hot chocolate: delicious. Gingerbread cookies: scrumptious. Candy canes: addicting. Even though I'm Jewish, I can still enjoy all the Christmas delicacies.

I love the holiday season for all the reasons I noted, however above all, I adore Christmas time because everyone is undeniably happy. There are so much sadness and anger in the world that it's hard to tune it out. During the holiday season, all of that seems to disappear. There seems to be an unspoken rule for all people that you can't be sad when the Christmas tree goes up.

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