The Bachelorette is back y'all, and I’m plugged back in after a good 5-year hiatus from the dramatic fiasco that is the bachelor franchise. I used to watch the show religiously with my mom. We were dedicated fans and in my high school naivety, I thought perhaps real love could happen over the span of the show. Now? I’m much more cynical and wine can be included in the event.
I will admit, the drama that I always heard about following the final rose of the last season had me intrigued. That hook plus a group of girls who promised bracket for choosing winners and drinks during the show had me hooked.
Beware! Spoilers ahead.
The initial standouts: Colton. The man is not only incredibly attractive but runs a nonprofit organization to benefit sick children with cystic fibrosis. He seems like an all-around great guy and I think he’ll be around for a while. My next favorite is Garrett who rocked the first night and stole the first impression rose. Jean Blanc is another I expect to go far and probably has the most interesting career- colognoisseur.
The first drama: Of course, there must be drama. Apparently, someone knew someone’s ex (sounds like a recipe for disaster already) and received a mysterious text. Chris pulled Chase aside and accused him of being on the show for the wrong reasons and Chase got Becca involved. Becca was clear she isn’t playing games and Chase was sent home.
Most creative entrance: While there were many to choose from (from an ox to a minivan), Trent jumped out of a hearse because he “literally died” when he found out Becca was the bachelorette.
The one everyone will love to hate: Jordan. The male model who, I think, thought this was a Zoolander audition.
Overall, it was a great opening episode with plenty of teasers for the upcoming season and how good (read: drama packed) it will be. I’ve got my wine ready for next week, do you? Cheers everyone!
