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The 12 Candidates Of Election Season

Spread some election season cheer with your family and friends.

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The 12 Candidates Of Election Season

Here is your holiday edition of the following 12 candidates running for office in 2016. They may not be the best gifts you ever received but they are better than coal right?

On the first day of election season my true love sent to me:

1. Chris Christie reminding us that he was a prosecutor for terrorism.

On the second day of election season my true love sent to me:

2. Two candidates, that everyone wonders "Why are they running still?"

On the third day of election season my true love sent to me:

3. Another Bush running for office. (Do we really need another one?)




On the fourth day of election season my true love sent to me:

4. Bernie Sanders dancing.

On the fifth day of election season my true love sent to me:

5. Hilary Clinton's name being mentioned every time someone says email.

On the sixth day of election season my true love sent to me:

6. Ben Carson being the "Jimmy Cricket of the Republican Party."

On the seventh day of election of season my true love sent to me:

7. Ted Cruz's facial expressions toward Marco Rubio which every teen who has a crush will understand.

On the eighth day of election season my true love sent to me:

8. Rand Paul's infamous hair style.

On the ninth day of election season my true love sent to me:

9. Marco Rubio's smile and his famous running mate "the water bottle."

On the 10th day of election season my true love sent to me:

10. Carly Fiorina being my political fashion icon. Rock that suit!

On the 11th day of election season my true love sent to me:

11. Donald Trump and his plan for a wall and how it is going to be huge.

On the 12th day of election season my true love sent to me:

12. CNN's trailer for the final Republican debate for 2015 with bad lighting.

Have a merry and happy election season!

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