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Mastering 2025 With 'The Office': 11 Tips To Stay Inspired

The post-festive season as told by the best show.

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We all know how jolly and festive the holiday season can get, but what about right after than, when everyone has to go back to their normal, boring lives and leave the carols and presents behind? Here are 11 moments January brings after New Year's, as told by "The Office!"

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100 Iconic 'Gilmore Girls' Quotes That Super Cool People Have Memorized

"I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie." - Lorelai Gilmore

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Rory and Lorelai Gilmore. The mother-daughter relationship that's been making everyone jealous since the early 2000s. "Gilmore Girls" finished with 7 seasons, not including the additional 4 episodes set nearly a decade after the finale. The OG fans have watched this at least 2 times through on Netflix, and they have so many Gilmore Girls quotes memorized.

Through the years, we've been through so much with these characters. Lorelai going back and forth between Luke and Christopher, Rory figuring out her emotions, and so much more. Stars Hollow is the storybook town we all wish we could live in.

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What To Know About The TV Game Show, “Family Feud!”

Overall, this game show is very funny.

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I watch Family Feud on TV with my family. Family Feud is a game show that is hosted by Steve Harvey. In this game show, two families go against each other by answering questions that Steve Harvey reads from a card. Most of the questions test your knowledge or ask something very funny. These questions are survey questions. You think of an answer and see if the board projects the answer. If the answer is not there, then there will be a strike in the form of a red X. The answers are ranked by how many points the survey will give you. For example, wolves will give you two points but birds will give you ten points because it is the number one answer.

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17 Artists We're Excited to See at BottleRock 2023

The 2023 BottleRock lineup is here.

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The New Year brings us new beginnings, goals, trends, and most importantly, this year's festival lineups. Here at The Odyssey Online, I have been lucky enough to cover the BottleRock festival since 2018. Every year the lineups are stellar, the food and drinks are outstanding, and the culinary stage along wih its guests are captivating.

There is truly something for everyone at this festival in the heart of Napa! Locals and Bay Area natives look forward to the event every year along with music and culinary enthusiasts who travel from all over.

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10 Reasons Why Izzie Stevens Is Still The Worst Character That Has EVER Been On 'Grey's Anatomy'

After 17 seasons and many characters, she still is my least favorite.

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10 Reasons Why Izzie Stevens Is Still The Worst Character That Has EVER Been On 'Grey's Anatomy'

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Warning: there are spoilers in this article on past seasons of 'Grey's Anatomy'.

1. She is overdramatic, annoying, and narcissistic.

Literally everything she did, she dramatized. For example, she went after a cardio specialty and when she realized that Christina was better than her at it, she cried and gave up. She also routinely made everything about her. When Christina was left at the alter and Meredith had just broken up with Derek, she attempted to make everything about her because Callie was upset that Izzie and George slept together.

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What Would Life Be If Anime Did Not Exist?

Without anime, people will not enjoy life.

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Without anime, we will not know legendary heroes like Naruto Uzumaki and Son Goku.

Without anime, we will not experience the greatest stories of all time.

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Mastering 2025 With 'The Office': 11 Tips To Stay Inspired

The post-festive season as told by the best show.

1. Celebrating the rest of Winter Break before school starts again

2. Trying to make a list of resolutions for the New Year

3. The accomplishment you feel after sticking with one of your resolutions

4. Starting the year with exercise and a good diet

5. Breaking the rest of the resolutions on the list soon after

6. Realizing school starts again in a few days

7. Contributing during Blood Donor Month!

8. Getting back to watching all the shows that start again after the holidays

9. Preparing yourself for the loneliness Valentine's Day always brings

10. Enjoying the last few months of winter

11. And inevitably, writing 2018 for the next 3 months

100 Iconic 'Gilmore Girls' Quotes That Super Cool People Have Memorized

"I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie." - Lorelai Gilmore

1. “No men. Just lots and lots of Chinese food.” - Paris Geller

2. “If you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.” - Lorelai Gilmore

3. “I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee!” - Rory Gilmore

4. “I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.” - Lorelai Gilmore

5. “People can live for a hundred years without a living a minute.” - Logan Huntzberger

my mom just came to America from Nigeria. she makes jewelry so i wanted to capture her with some of her work on

6. “I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” - Lorelai Gilmore

7. “People are particularly stupid today.” - Michel Gerard

8. "I can be flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want." - Lorelai Gilmore

9. "Think how dull your life would be without me." - Jess Mariano

10. "You jump, I jump, Jack!" - Rory Gilmore

11. "Life's short, talk fast." - Lorelai Gilmore

12. "And if eating cake is wrong, I don't wanna be right." - Lorelai Gilmore

13. "I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don't care who knows it." - Rory Gilmore

14. "You have to sleep, it's what keeps you pretty." - Lorelai Gilmore

15. "It's times like these you realize what is 'truly' important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex." - Miss Patty

16. "In Omnia Paratus" - Life and Death Brigade

17. "Nothing says coffee like 6 in the morning." - Lorelai Gilmore

18. "I left behind a glass slipper, and a business card, in case the prince is really dumb." - Lorelai Gilmore

20. "Hi Daddy. OK, I know this is bad, and I know this probably brings back all the horrible aspects of my childhood life for you. But I am begging you, please, please do not make me go back down there because that guy is boring." - Lorelai Gilmore

21. "Solidarity, sister." - Lorelai Gilmore

22. "Man, she's not shipping off to 'Nam." - Jess Mariano

23. "Ladies and gentlemen, the drama king and queen of Connecticut." - Lorelai Gilmore

24. "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution." - Christopher Hayden

25. "Come here, You've got some dirt on your forehead. I'm sorry. It's the sign of the devil. My mistake." - Lorelai Gilmore

26. "Cranking Metallica. If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny." - Richard Gilmore

27. "My God, those are good genes." - Finn

28. "Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Gilmore, give them back their balls." - Finn

29. "You really did only like me for my looks, huh?" - Logan Huntzberger

30. "Your sense of humor rears its ugly head at the oddest of times, Richard." - Emily Gilmore

31. "My taste now is not that different from an 8-year-old." - Lorelai Gilmore

32. "You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it." - Logan Huntzberger

33. "Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from." - Luke Danes

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34. "I'm so hot I may hit on myself tonight." - Sookie St. James

35. "Emily Gilmore, you are one classy broad." - Lorelai Gilmore

36. "I am going to go insane. If you don't help me, I'll take you with me." - Emily Gilmore

37. "Basket. Basket maker. Guy who didn't bring enough money." - Jess Mariano

38. "Who else here had eight shots of tequila? Anybody? Hands." - Lorelai Gilmore

39. "I find your mother completely fascinating." - Louise Grant

40. "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where we can find the best Antiques?" "At your house, I'd guess." - Old ladies and Michel Gerard

41. "I wanna get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym, without having to go to the gym of course." - Kirk

42. "That's ridiculous. Who's going to help her get into Harvard?" "Reese Witherspoon." - Richard and Lorelai Gilmore

43. "My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be, whomever I wanted to be. As she guided me through these incredible 18 years, I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her." - Rory Gilmore

44. "I think I'm going to give birth out of boredom." - Sookie St. James

45. "I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually." - Lorelai Gilmore

46. "The best thing about it was she'd tell me constantly. My first sentence was 'Big head want dolly'." - Lorelai Gilmore

47. "Sorry. Independence Inn. Major Disappointment speaking." - Lorelai Gilmore

48. "Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute, unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts." - Luke Danes

49. "Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open or business." - Emily Gilmore

50. "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot." - Paris Geller

51. "Oy with the poodles already!" - Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

52. "God that's terrible. It's like drinking a My Little Pony." - Luke Danes

53. "I have no words. Oh no, wait. I found some. Jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, low-life, buttface miscreant." - Rory Gilmore

54. "So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? This fence is broken and this crap is on the ground because of you. 'Did you ever know that you're my hero'." - Lorelai Gilmore

55. "You, Logan Huntzberger, are a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund. You offer nothing to women or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the Earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer." - Paris Geller

56. "So I spent a night in jail. Big deal. So did Martin Luther King." - Rory Gilmore

57. "Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch." - Richard Gilmore

58. "A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl." - Rory Gilmore

59. "I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy. To revel in it, take pictures. We've missed a prime Christmas card opportunity." - Lorelai Gilmore

60. "Sure, we're girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? Sexist, white-haired..." - Paris Geller

61. "Everyday that you breathe, you make my life harder." - Michel Gerard

62. "If all else fails, you can marry rich." - Rory Gilmore

63. "You're full of hate and loathing and I love it." - Lorelai Gilmore

64. "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me." - Luke Danes